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    Dump Term 2 Part 4: Twilight of the Derps

    Way way back, just after the Golden Escalator Apotheosis, I read a psychoanalyst who took apart Dump's worldview and concluded he is a Radical Jamesian: "truth" equals whatever works for him. But he really, really means it. He inhabits that headspace. It is literally impossible for there to...
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    119th congress: must be at least 75 to chair a committee!

    I read "extremely online" as people who have become the stereotype of the NPC who is merely waiting there passively ready to activate and spew when the right stimulae happens. They are mousetraps set to automatically spring. If you go to reddit at least a fifth of the traffic are just such...
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    Dump Term 2 Part 4: Twilight of the Derps

    https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2019/1/8/18173678/trump-shutdown-voter-florida
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    Iran So Far Away: 2026

    No, what's classist and racist is to assume wealth and race correlate with intelligence. They're utterly unrelated. I said disenfranchise the Stoopids. When I say that, I am first thinking about the rich white morons at Mar-a-Lago. We need better intelligence tests* without bias. We don't...
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    Iran So Far Away: 2026

    More integrated circuit supply chain unintended consequences from the braintrust.
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    Dump Term 2 Part 4: Twilight of the Derps

    Sinema 2.0 I'll admit it; I was fooled.
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    Dump Term 2 Part 4: Twilight of the Derps

    Only member of the Senate without a BA. And think of some of the doorstops in the Senate. Sarah Palin had a BA.
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    Dump Term 2 Part 4: Twilight of the Derps

    Conservatism in a nutshell. My money, my whims, my bigotries. That's what they celebrate as "freedom."
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    Dump Term 2 Part 4: Twilight of the Derps

    I saw that clip too.
  10. Kepler

    119th congress: must be at least 75 to chair a committee!

    AIPAC tried to ratfuck that election but could not quite manage it. They are really showing their true colors. So the corporate lobby now goes into progressive districts and smears the progressives as corporate and portrays their own puppets as the progressives. It is going to become very...
  11. Kepler

    MLB 2026: The dying of the light

    Another sign of the decline of Western Civilization.
  12. Kepler

    The States 2: States Rights for Me But Not for Thee

    I'm glad you were there to prevent the inevitable sexual assaults otherwise. Is that Hilton the hotel across the river on Storrow Drive with the multiple gold/yellow levels? I always thought that place looked cool but I never went to a conference or party there. Edit: Nope. That's a Hyatt...
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    Iran So Far Away: 2026

    Good explanation of why we murdered those school children. TLDR: because we were in a hurry and used AI and skipped checks and didn't give a shit about the human cost cuz hurr hurr "enemies": We could have incorporated the AI vision models as another form of data gathering, but kept the 2000...
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    Dump Term 2 Part 4: Twilight of the Derps

    Oh course we're not! (Gets to work frantically creating deep fakes.)
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    Dump Term 2 Part 4: Twilight of the Derps

    This has been a banner day in our household. First Joe Kent quits; Dr. Mrs. knows him personally and got in a spat with him at the NCTC (if you are curious, he's an extremely ambitious and ruthless asshole, but it is hilarious that he completely one-upped Tulsi's attempt to grind political...
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