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    Dump Term 2 Part 3: "But I Say Unto You, Hate Thy Enemies." -- Revulsions 5:44

    "Throw the hat, bitch!"
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    USCHO Music: From Queen to The Beatles to Lady Gaga

    Poor stoopid fucked up Chet Baker. God damnit my Brother, heroin is one thing but to lose you before your time was a crime. Listen to the line from about 2:30 to 3:30. There are such oceans of sadness and profundity there. Michaelangelo took 7 years to do what you knocked out in a single...
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    Minnesotans Arguing About the Weather IV: Niño or Niña, My Joints Stopped Trying

    That is interesting and almost makes sense. Syracuse and Great Barrington snows are like that. The year we got 33 and then 28 in 3 nights in SYR GB got zero. Literally, zero. They are 200 miles apart.
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    Minnesotans Arguing About the Weather IV: Niño or Niña, My Joints Stopped Trying

    I just walked downstairs, in a hockey jersey, and was shivering. It is 70 in my house. I am so ashamed. This once was mine. Die young and stay pretty, kids. Poor circulation is nothin' to fuck with.
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    College Football 2025

    Go back to 1975. Nothing was wrong with 1975.
  6. Kepler

    NFL 25-26: Blame The Refs for this Thread Title

    There's a "Gerry Faust" on line 1, sir?
  7. Kepler

    Dump Term 2 Part 3: "But I Say Unto You, Hate Thy Enemies." -- Revulsions 5:44

    This is a new birth of freedom, people. The love of America is centered on the Declaration. That is what I mean when I say I am an American.
  8. Kepler

    Home Improvement - Undoing Previous Owners "Landlord" Specials

    If you were in Scottsdale that was cocaine.
  9. Kepler

    The States 2: States Rights for Me But Not for Thee

    Turns out nobody wants to live in Baptist Iran, go figure.
  10. Kepler

    2026 Winter Olympics: Thread Title Under Construction

    The Poochy medals don't count.
  11. Kepler

    College Football 2025

    11 plus an Irish (good) bye.
  12. Kepler

    Home Improvement - Undoing Previous Owners "Landlord" Specials

    ? We don't have sand. The Sonoran is not the Sahara.
  13. Kepler

    Home Improvement - Undoing Previous Owners "Landlord" Specials

    Virginia. (We do get flash flooding in PHX though and the houses, welp, they aint built to handle it.)
  14. Kepler

    2026 Winter Olympics: Thread Title Under Construction

    Is Eileen goo what happens when you Come on Eileen?
  15. Kepler

    The States 2: States Rights for Me But Not for Thee

    Really he only liked the Jesus who was directly quoted in the Gospels. CHRIST was third party aftermarket branding by Paul, Augustine and those other sick fucks. Jesus : Marx :: Paul : Lenin :: Augustine : Stalin 2000 years later we are still paying the price for the OG co-opting of the...
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