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Recent content by Kepler

  1. Kepler

    Iran So Far Away: 2026

    Maggie Haberman played the long game for access. It only cost 150,000 Iraqi lives to get that story.
  2. Kepler

    NHL 2026: The Olympics Will Be Mammoth!

    I would love to see them play. That is the one true NHL match up. Then Montreal-Boston.
  3. Kepler

    Iran So Far Away: 2026

    Dump made up a new Iranian proposal to TACO. Iran said fine we'll go with it but only if all the attacks stop or we will fuck you. Bibi wants his genocide to keep rolling to not die in prison. Iran said so be it. Dump lies about all of it. Problem is, Dump wants to be Emperor for Life to not...
  4. Kepler

    Iran So Far Away: 2026

    They are so used to not being called on it by their media that they just do it. It's always been the same with Dump.
  5. Kepler

    Iran So Far Away: 2026

    We know where Peter Thiel stands, anyway.
  6. Kepler

    Iran So Far Away: 2026

    LOL.
  7. Kepler

    Iran So Far Away: 2026

    Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace Forrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrce!
  8. Kepler

    Dump Term 2 Part 5: He Didn't Specify Which Civilization Would Die...

    I almost feel sorry for Caroline getting hung out to dry. She prepares remarks parroting the line about the opening of the Strait. Before she goes out there, Iran closes the Strait in response to Bibi blasting Lebanon. They send her out there anyway. Her attempt to save face later. I love...
  9. Kepler

    Space Exploration II: Always Looking up

    IINM the PTD-3/TBIRD cubesat wireless comms went offline and JSC's advice was "Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on." Fun comparison. Apollo Unified S-band throughput to ground station: 51.2 kbs. Artemis PTD-3: 200 Gbs. 4 million times faster, and more robust.
  10. Kepler

    TRP: Free of political butthurt since 1999.

    Not a contrarian protest, for once. Just me being my worst low effort loser self.
  11. Kepler

    TRP: Free of political butthurt since 1999.

    I got my taxes done 7 days early this year, which IINM is my personal best since I started filing for two 22 tax years ago. When I was single I filed in January.
  12. Kepler

    TRP: Free of political butthurt since 1999.

    Every year I see this. Every year I vow to finally see the movie. I still have not. I suck.
  13. Kepler

    Business, Economics, and Taxes 2: That's Why We Fight to Take the Means Back

    My thought was lobotomy.
  14. Kepler

    Dump Term 2 Part 5: He Didn't Specify Which Civilization Would Die...

    I missed the Rolling Stone headline: "A Whole Civilization Will Die Tonight" Warns Nobel Peace Prize Hopeful.
  15. Kepler

    Iran So Far Away: 2026

    Let's check in on our favorite sit-com, That's Our Bibi! Particularly good plot point: the last big missile attack on Iran prior to the ceasefire leveled a historic synagogue in Tehran. Jew, Israeli, Zionist, and Likud are not synonymous terms no matter how hard Bibi tries to elide the...
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