The Onion isn't farking around.
First 25 headlines are identical. First one that's not:
"Report: Uvalde Gunman Had Accomplices As Far As Washington, D.C"...
unofan
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Location: Omaha, NE, USA
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https://www.theonion.com/no-way-to-p...s-r-1848930767
Not updated for today, but still the most appropriate headline for these events....Leave a comment:
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No, it won't. It may go to the states, but not because of the 10th Amendment.
And bless your heart. I know you're doing the best you can, but you still sound like a moron, Biff....Last edited by unofan; 05-18-2022, 11:03 AM.Leave a comment:
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He's trying to make it a hip shorthand for the Tenth Amendment. Because everyone refers to A1 when talking about religion and A2 when talking about gun rights, dontcha know. /sarcasm
God I wish the emotes still worked because the rolleyes emote is sorely needed....Leave a comment:
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Tell whatever Facebook University that gave you a B.S. degree in law that you want your money back. Because the A10 is a mediocre basketball conference, and continually trying to make it a thing makes you sound as stupid as your boy Trump talking about Two Corinthians....Leave a comment:
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I'm semi-serious in thinking there is a way to use stand your ground laws in the abortion context. They normally allow the use of deadly force when the person reasonably fears for their safety or the safety of others. Well......Leave a comment:
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I guess I see it differently because I'm a passive Facebook user and 95% of my usage is just catching updates that friends and family post. I don't use it for news and I don't use it for politics, and I just roll my eyes at the conservatives in my feed who post their crap.
maybe it's just...Leave a comment:
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Yet another reason to avoid Twitter like the plague that it is.
(Yes I sound old and crotchety, but this is a hill I'm willing to die on. Among the piles of dung that make up the social media landscape, Twitter has to be the biggest pile out there.)...Leave a comment:
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Yes you do....Leave a comment:
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Israel wants to remind the world it still has its own issues...
UN experts condemn Abu Akleh’s killing: Live news | Israel-Palestine conflict News | Al JazeeraLeave a comment:
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Hey asshat, you do know Mississippi also has a trigger law that bans all abortions once Roe is struck down, right? And that the 15- week law was just a front to get in front of the Court?...Leave a comment:
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And Kepler has officially reached the left's equivalent of the standard right wing canard that "taxes are theft."...Leave a comment:
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If the government can tax real property based on an assessed value, why can't it tax personal property (like stocks, bonds, art, etc) based on an assessed value?...Leave a comment:
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Funny how you just skipped over this line, you disingenuous farktwat:
"And the 12-weeks standard can be misleading because a number of countries permit legal access to abortion later for "social reasons, health reasons (and) socio-economic reasons."...Leave a comment:
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I exaggerate but the Church definitely has the power behind the throne in the city. My wife and I have a long running only semi-joke about the Omaha Catholic mafia controlling the city, and how our best friend in law school was set to take it over some day before he moved away. The biggest Catholic...Last edited by unofan; 05-09-2022, 04:04 PM.Leave a comment:
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And as oddly provencial as this sounds, Lincoln and western Nebraska Catholics are a different breed. The bishop of those congregations is normally a far right nut job, and they tend to be far more fundamentalist than your typical Catholic. The Omaha arch diocese tends to be far more moderate, both...Leave a comment:
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I'll put it this way. Back in 2000 the boogeyman on the Court was Scalia, with Thomas considered a RWNJ doing his own thing. The fact that there are currently 5 SCOTUS judges to the right of Scalia was inconceivable at the time.
Further, had you put five Scalia clones on the bench, Roe...Leave a comment:
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You're the guy who predicts the next great recession every year, and then when you are right one out of 20 times acts like you're Nostradamus....Leave a comment:
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