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  • #76
    Re: It Doesn't make any Sense

    Q: What's the difference between a duck?

    A: They both have webbed feet.
    Cornell '82

    "The first time I went to a Cornell game, I was in awe. I'm a big believer that sports fans should get out and see everything -- the Indy 500, the Super Bowl, the Kentucky Derby. I've seen all that, and there's nothing like Lynah Rink." - Carl McKee, father of Cornell Goalie, David McKee

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    • #77
      Re: It Doesn't make any Sense

      What's two plus two? JELL-O!
      Cornell University Men's Hockey
      NCAA Champions: 1967, 1970
      ECAC Champions: 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010, 2024
      Ivy League Champions: 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2024

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      • #78
        Re: It Doesn't make any Sense

        Originally posted by jmh View Post
        What's two plus two? JELL-O!
        Grand opening? Grand closing!

        Cornell '04, Stanford '06

        KDR

        Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
        iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
        gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
        Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
        Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
        TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
        DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

        Test to see if I can add this.

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        • #79
          Re: It Doesn't make any Sense

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          Always a Wildcat...
          Originally posted by Kepler
          If you quote the derp you are spreading the derp. Please help keep the board derp-free.

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          • #80
            Re: It Doesn't make any Sense

            Originally posted by Hopkinja View Post
            Q: What's the difference between a duck?

            A: They both have webbed feet.
            How many books does it take to change a light bulb?
            Orange.
            Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
            Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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            • #81
              Re: It Doesn't make any Sense

              Rectum? **** near killed 'em!
              Michigan Tech Huskies Pep Band: There's No Use Trying To Talk. No Human Sound Can Stand Up To This. Loud Enough To Knock You Down.

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              • #82
                Re: It Doesn't make any Sense

                the state of hockey is good

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                • #83
                  Re: It Doesn't make any Sense

                  Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
                  Rectum? **** near killed 'em!
                  Your what hurts?
                  Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

                  RIP - Kirby

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                  • #84
                    Re: It Doesn't make any Sense

                    Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
                    Your what hurts?
                    *****http://www.topnews.in/sports/files/Kobe_Bryant.jpg******

                    Ask him.
                    Code:
                    As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
College Hockey 6       College Football 0
BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                    Originally posted by SanTropez
                    May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                    Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                    I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                    Originally posted by Kepler
                    When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                    He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                    • #85
                      Re: It Doesn't make any Sense

                      Or these guys:

                      *****http://globalhiphopbattles.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/nypd1.jpg******
                      Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                      Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                      • #86
                        Re: It Doesn't make any Sense

                        Originally posted by state of hockey View Post
                        Ive seen one episode of Tim and Eric and it happened to be the one with this in it:
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                        • #87
                          Re: It Doesn't make any Sense

                          Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                          How many books does it take to change a light bulb?
                          Orange.
                          Last week, Glenn Beck compared the Tea Party to Ewoks.

                          It has weighed heavily on my mind ever since. Jub jub!

                          "I have come up with a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel. ."
                          -Blackadder
                          "I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here. "
                          -Casablanca
                          "They could maybe hire another officer to catch the illegal immigrant drug dealers breast feeding at Dunkin' Donuts or whatever it is! Thank you!"
                          -Somerville Speakout
                          2008 POTY

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                          • #88
                            Re: It Doesn't make any Sense

                            I can't stand Tim & Eric show. It's terrible. I see how some people could find it funny, but I personally don't think it is.
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                            As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
College Hockey 6       College Football 0
BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                            Originally posted by SanTropez
                            May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                            Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                            I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                            Originally posted by Kepler
                            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                            • #89
                              Re: It Doesn't make any Sense

                              Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                              I can't stand Tim & Eric show. It's terrible. I see how some people could find it funny, but I personally don't think it is.
                              Well, that answers all the questions I didn't ask.
                              the state of hockey is good

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                              • #90
                                Re: It Doesn't make any Sense

                                Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                                I can't stand Tim & Eric show. It's terrible. I see how some people could find it funny, but I personally don't think it is.
                                I'm with you on that one. I can't stand that show.
                                Originally posted by Bakunin
                                Learning the history and actually suffering through it are very different things. You simply can't appreciate a title as much if you don't suffer through a lot of failure beforehand. To put it another way, if MNS ever gets any, he'll appreciate the experience on a far deeper level than the rest of us did when it was our first time, simply because he's gone far longer and failed far more than we ever did.

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