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  • #16
    Re: The official thread of the Michael Jackson funeral

    Originally posted by ExileOnDaytonStreet View Post
    Has there ever been a better time to nuke the Staples Center?
    Any Lakers/Spurs game?

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    • #17
      Re: The official thread of the Michael Jackson funeral

      Originally posted by Jon View Post
      Any Lakers/Spurs game?
      Point taken. Rabid, stupid Michael Jackson fans and a bunch of Laker fans... its probably a wash.

      I don't want Stevie Wonder incinerated anyway.
      If you want to be a BADGER, just come along with me

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      • #18
        Re: The official thread of the Michael Jackson funeral

        Originally posted by ExileOnDaytonStreet View Post
        Point taken. Rabid, stupid Michael Jackson fans and a bunch of Laker fans... its probably a wash.

        I don't want Stevie Wonder incinerated anyway.
        And I still like Jack Nicholson.
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        • #19
          Re: The official thread of the Michael Jackson funeral

          Originally posted by ExileOnDaytonStreet View Post
          I don't want Stevie Wonder incinerated anyway.
          Pretty much.

          "I have come up with a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel. ."
          -Blackadder
          "I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here. "
          -Casablanca
          "They could maybe hire another officer to catch the illegal immigrant drug dealers breast feeding at Dunkin' Donuts or whatever it is! Thank you!"
          -Somerville Speakout

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          • #20
            Re: The official thread of the Michael Jackson funeral

            Q: What do Michael Jackson and Starkist Tuna have in common?

            A: They both come in a small can!

            No I don't care that it is tasteless it made me laugh! Plus I need to offset this MJ lovefest that has gone on since he died

            I can feel the negative rep coming...YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES let the hate FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW through you!
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            • #21
              Re: The official thread of the Michael Jackson funeral

              Originally posted by Handyman View Post
              Q: What do Michael Jackson and Starkist Tuna have in common?

              A: They both come in a small can!

              No I don't care that it is tasteless it made me laugh! Plus I need to offset this MJ lovefest that has gone on since he died

              I can feel the negative rep coming...YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES let the hate FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW through you!
              Completely tasteless and exactly what I expected from you!

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              • #22
                Re: The official thread of the Michael Jackson funeral

                Originally posted by jericho View Post
                A co-worker just sent me an IM:

                Q: What was the last hit that Michael Jackson had?

                A: The Floor.

                Yes, that was tasteless, but I laughed for a good ten minutes.
                Just got a variation of this one in a text.

                Q: What was Michael Jackson's last hit?

                A: About 10 mg.
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                • #23
                  Re: The official thread of the Michael Jackson funeral

                  He was a decent wide receiver for the Browns/Ravens, but an entire thread devoted to him?

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                  • #24
                    Re: The official thread of the Michael Jackson funeral

                    Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                    I need to offset this MJ lovefest that has gone on since he died
                    It's been many years since the media has had anything decent to say about him. Since his death they have idolized him. Great for ratings.

                    I feel bad for the kids.

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                    • #25
                      Re: The official thread of the Michael Jackson funeral

                      Originally posted by BearPaw View Post
                      It's been many years since the media has had anything decent to say about him. Since his death they have idolized him.
                      Wonder if they'll do the same for OJ?
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                      • #26
                        Re: The official thread of the Michael Jackson funeral

                        Hell yeah...a Naked Gun retrospective!! I mean really Stallworth killed a dude while high and drunk behind the wheel and got 30 days! OJ deserves a a 21 gun salute
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                        -aparch

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                        • #27
                          Re: The official thread of the Michael Jackson funeral

                          Originally posted by Greyeagle View Post
                          You know, it wasn't too bad but then Sharpton takes the stage....what a buffoon.
                          Say what you want about MJ... he was a great artist with a tormented personal life. (Don't pay attention to the man behind the curtain.... or the diprivan in his system...)

                          BUT... when the likes of Sharpton, Jesse Jackson and Wendell Anthony (local NAACP chapter) have to canonize the man for "overcoming the struggles"... it truly becomes the circus show with clowns.

                          Sad how supposed men of the cloth preach more about the their race overcoming racial injustices than helping all people find salvation pretty much puts it into perspective. I guess their schtick is more lucrative than actually saving souls.

                          Here's O'Reilly's take: http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=420144&gt1=28103

                          He handled the MJ hypocrisy pretty well.
                          Last edited by streaker; 07-09-2009, 09:28 AM.

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