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  • Bakunin
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    Originally posted by Swansong View Post
    A friend of mine used to bang her. Said she was never that special.
    She might do a better job post-cancer.

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  • Swansong
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    A friend of mine used to bang her. Said she was never that special.

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  • Beer Pong Horn
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    Originally posted by Swansong View Post
    I'm fairly certain those would dissolve after 5 seconds of her babbling.

    The funny thing is that she has always fancied herself as this... sort of philosopher. I saw a personal ad she put up once saying how she was bored with people and needed someone for "deep conversations". But of course she's never read anything and a "deep conversation" to her is something normal people would have if we're stoned out of our minds.

    Now that she has this new found outlook it's gone into overdrive.
    You're ignoring Bakunin's suggestion, I see.

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  • Swansong
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    Originally posted by Bakunin View Post
    I say flood her mouth with man juice repeatedly. Then she'll post endlessly about that on fb instead - how her new lease on life has led her to a higher calling - giving great head. It's a message women can really wrap themselves around...
    She does have tremendous boobs. I have no idea if she still has it, but she used to have a pretty neat hood piercing (we did a "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" thing at a party once).

    Speaking of that, hood piercings are TONS of fun. *****http://board.uscho.com/images/icons/icon14.gif******

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  • Swansong
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    I'm fairly certain those would dissolve after 5 seconds of her babbling.

    The funny thing is that she has always fancied herself as this... sort of philosopher. I saw a personal ad she put up once saying how she was bored with people and needed someone for "deep conversations". But of course she's never read anything and a "deep conversation" to her is something normal people would have if we're stoned out of our minds.

    Now that she has this new found outlook it's gone into overdrive.

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  • Bakunin
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    Originally posted by Swansong View Post
    lots of crap about an attention-grabbing hooker...
    I say flood her mouth with man juice repeatedly. Then she'll post endlessly about that on fb instead - how her new lease on life has led her to a higher calling - giving great head. It's a message women can really wrap themselves around...

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  • Beer Pong Horn
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    Originally posted by Swansong View Post
    But then I'd hear her talk before and after. No deal.
    *****http://www.swim-shop.com/images/ProductImages/MCK_silicone_earplug.jpg******

    (edited because the last ones looked like a suppository or something)

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  • Swansong
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    But then I'd hear her talk before and after. No deal.

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  • Beer Pong Horn
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    Originally posted by Swansong View Post
    Am I a bad person for just being so irritated by her now? I'm happy for her, that she's well and has a new lease on life. I wish death on very few people and she's really, really far from that list. I just wish she'd... you know. Shut up.
    You could simultaneously help her live life and shut her up, you know.

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  • Swansong
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    So there's this girl I know. Total sweetheart; truly she has a good heart. She's just.. stupid as a bag of pudding. Like, really really stupid. Epically stupid. So stupid I can't believe she didn't forget to breath one day and suffocate.

    Anyway, almost a year ago she was diagnosed with cancer (non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma I believe, but could be wrong). She underwent treatment and is now fully cancer free. I'm happy for her. Seriously happy. I wouldn't wish harm upon her in a million years and was utterly relieved when I got the news that she was going to be ok.

    But now she's discovered this new purpose in life: living it and making the most of every day. And telling everyone. Constantly. I had to hide her on facebook she was so insufferable. She'd make about 7-8 long winded posts a day about how important... something was, and how glad she is that she had her "awakening" and now realizes it. She's like that recovering addict who won't SHUT THE **** ABOUT about how many days they've been drug free and how every day is a gift and blahblahblah.

    Am I a bad person for just being so irritated by her now? I'm happy for her, that she's well and has a new lease on life. I wish death on very few people and she's really, really far from that list. I just wish she'd... you know. Shut up.

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  • Hammer
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    You know, that crossed my mind the first time.

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  • Beer Pong Horn
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    Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
    Mind fart.

    Thought RC was someone called "RC" not Red Cloud.
    But Richard Cranium doesn't post here anymore.

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  • The Rube
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    Originally posted by Hammer View Post
    No, I've seen Gibber and Red Cloud around here. I suspect we'll see Ciskie around here again someday.
    Mind fart.

    Thought RC was someone called "RC" not Red Cloud.

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  • dxmnkd316
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    Originally posted by Hammer View Post
    No, I've seen Gibber and Red Cloud around here. I suspect we'll see Ciskie around here again someday.
    Red CLoud is extremely active in political debates.

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  • Bakunin
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    Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
    I believe these posters are all retired.
    RC posts in political threads.

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