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  • #361
    Re: TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

    Originally posted by Sloe Gin View Post
    you're into giving head?
    She went to NMU - isn't it obvious?

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    • #362
      Re: TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

      Originally posted by Bakunin View Post
      She went to NMU - isn't it obvious?
      So she's used to saying: "Those are cold sores!"
      Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
      Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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      • #363
        Re: TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

        Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
        So she's used to saying: "Those are cold sores!"
        I don't want to know how she describes that discharge.
        Sioux Yeah Yeah

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        • #364
          Re: TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

          Originally posted by Sloe Gin View Post
          I don't want to know how she describes that discharge.
          "These eggs have yellow eyes; if you turn them, the yellow is gone."

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          • #365
            Re: TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

            Originally posted by Bakunin View Post
            "These eggs have yellow eyes; if you turn them, the yellow is gone."
            you...you g*ddam* ******!
            Sioux Yeah Yeah

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            • #366
              Re: TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

              Originally posted by Sloe Gin View Post
              you...you g*ddam* ******!
              Hey, Bro Gin: I hate Frontier tonight, with a passion. Buddy's flight was delayed AGAIN, and now won't be in until 11:15. He was supposed to be here at 9.
              Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
              Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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              • #367
                Re: TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

                Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                Hey, Bro Gin: I hate Frontier tonight, with a passion. Buddy's flight was delayed AGAIN, and now won't be in until 11:15. He was supposed to be here at 9.
                Ha-ha.

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                • #368
                  Re: TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

                  Originally posted by Bakunin View Post
                  Ha-ha.
                  All I can say is "thank you, Monster Khaos."
                  Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                  Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                  • #369
                    Re: TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

                    Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                    All I can say is "thank you, Monster Khaos."
                    What you should be thanking is the 2 a.m. bar close.

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                    • #370
                      Re: TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

                      Originally posted by Bakunin View Post
                      What you should be thanking is your private stock of liquor and beer.
                      FYP
                      Augsburg College: Wait, there's another D-3 school whose name starts with "A"?

                      Originally posted by The Darkness:
                      I don't see you asking Beer Pong Horn if he practices a religion from the beer continent.

                      Originally posted by bigblue_dl:
                      Wow. Tech fans are such a-holes. I think I saw Beer Pong Horn kick a blind puppy once.

                      Boosh Factor (6-27-12): Summer Vacation

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                      • #371
                        Re: TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

                        Originally posted by Beer Pong Horn View Post
                        FYP
                        BPH has it right. I have a couple NB Trippels left, an unopened bottle of 12YO Scotch, and an unopened bottle of vodka.

                        Of course, can't have any of it until I get back from the airport.
                        Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                        Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                        • #372
                          Re: TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

                          Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                          Hey, Bro Gin: I hate Frontier tonight, with a passion. Buddy's flight was delayed AGAIN, and now won't be in until 11:15. He was supposed to be here at 9.
                          http://goodwambulance.ytmnd.com/
                          I gotta little bit of smoke and a whole lotta wine...

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                          • #373
                            Re: TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

                            So on the way home from the airport, there were about a dozen Asians and their *ing zipcars or whatever, and what they would do, would be to:

                            1. Slow down very quickly from 60 to 40 mph, across all three lanes
                            2. Wait a couple seconds
                            3. Floor it (race)

                            Repeat.

                            They did this for about 5 miles of highway. Guess who was stuck behind these *ers?
                            Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                            Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                            • #374
                              Re: TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

                              Was Mookie with them?

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                              • #375
                                Re: TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

                                At my college friend's party. Holy **** his wife's friend has an absolutely absurd rack. I don't even know how to describe it.
                                Cornell University Men's Hockey
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