TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

[Swansong]

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So my new metal band is playing the big pre-party to the big "Freedom Rally" (formerly "Hemp Fest") in Boston this year. Good venue, really cool. The headliner?


Onyx.

[jmh]

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Aw, come one now. I have to believe that jmh showers on a regular basis.

Awww, thanks Scarlet! I do shower on a regular basis, almost every week!

jmh may be the only one inhabiting the lawyers::hipsters intersection.

CALL ME A HIPSTER AGAIN AND I WILL CUT YOU.

[Swansong]

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So she has an all-encompassing tramp stamp too?

Yup, definitely a whore.

I'm a big fan of the tramp stamp. It makes an excellent target.

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

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Onyx.

When I think metal...I think Onyx.

[bigblue_dl]

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One of these days I will be some girls drunken mistake...and I will have alcohol to thank...

You still have to go talk to the drunken girl before you can become her drunken mistake! That girl a couple weekends ago that was hammered and was having trouble walking is a perfect example. We pointed her out and you wouldn't go talk to her!

[The Rube]

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When I think metal...I think Onyx.

Well, to be fair, they did do a remix of "Slam" with Bio-Hazard which was pretty cool.

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[Swansong]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP2W0LqQwEE

[Beer Pong Horn]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP2W0LqQwEE

[Bakunin]

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We pointed her out and you wouldn't go talk to her!

He's too big to be a vulture.

He also probably doesn't like drunken girl vomit as lube.

Total puritan.

[bigblue_dl]

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He's too big to be a vulture.

He also probably doesn't like drunken girl vomit as lube.

Total puritan.

Well, you need a little better timing than that. You have to pick them off between the point of drunkeness and the point of puking.

[legal_hit]

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JMH, I'm sure there will be enough people around that will have cars that will take you *kers around.

Anyone in Hartford?

Sorry, I didn't see this until today, we're 45 minutes SE of Hartford.

Next up:

Good, clean, upstanding lawyers.

Aw, come one now. I have to believe that jmh showers on a regular basis.

Even if he doesn't, I do.

Yes, I'm still a lawyer. That doesn't change unless you get disbarred or withdraw from the bar altogether.

[Bakunin]

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Well, you need a little better timing than that. You have to pick them off between the point of drunkeness and the point of puking.

You hold their hair while they puke and you hold it while they blow you.

Legal, you don't strike me as the type that would withdraw from any bar willingly.

[jmh]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP2W0LqQwEE

.

Edit to add: I also highly recommend Look At This ****ing Hipster and Annoying Hipster ******bag.

[jmh]

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Apparently I'm not the only one who's had this thought before:

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[The Rube]

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So I'm on my home from work. Go into the left turn lane to get onto the highway, and am about 50 feet from the light, which just turned green.

There's a blonde whore driving a Mercedes (she couldn't have been older than 30), and the bass is bumpin'. She hasn't moved by the time I get behind her.

So I lightly/politely tap my horn. Nothing. So I give the horn a double-tap. Nothing. I lay on the horn for a good 4-5 seconds. NOTHING. Of course, the light turns red at that point.

A couple seconds later, she looks up from whatever she was doing, and does the "the light should change any second because I've been here a while" creep forward.

YOU DUMB *ING SKANK B*! Maybe if you weren't trying to find your favorite song, or fingering yourself, or whatever the * you were doing, you would have made the last light! I half-thought about laying on the horn the instant the light turned green again, just to p* her off.