TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

[Bakunin]

Re: TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

So she has an all-encompassing tramp stamp too?

Yup, definitely a whore.

[Hammer]

Re: TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

You got maced?

Yeah, I was wondering about that, too.

[bigblue_dl]

Re: TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

You got maced?

There was a fight outside that jenna and I were watching through the window. We laughed when the cops came and maced the people. Then some idiot opened the door and we got hit with it too. Kinda sucked. Jenna was the only other waitress that would talk to us by the end of the night, so I have 2 allies there, the rest hate me because I wouldn't buy drinks from them.

So she has an all-encompassing tramp stamp too?

Yup, definitely a whore.

Exactly. Therefore MNS should work on that! (it doesn't hurt that she was quite perty)

[Bakunin]

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Exactly. Therefore MNS should work on that! (it doesn't hurt that she was quite perty)

He has no shot. As a gopher cheerleader, she'll recognize his enemy status immediately and won't * him, unless she has herpes and wants to infect the enemy.

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

Re: TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

Exactly. Therefore MNS should work on that! (it doesn't hurt that she was quite perty)

I'm game. I should probably go to the gym...

[The Rube]

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There was a fight outside that jenna and I were watching through the window. We laughed when the cops came and maced the people. Then some idiot opened the door and we got hit with it too. Kinda sucked. Jenna was the only other waitress that would talk to us by the end of the night, so I have 2 allies there, the rest hate me because I wouldn't buy drinks from them.

Exactly. Therefore MNS should work on that! (it doesn't hurt that she was quite perty)

Hey, find out if any of your allies can get my group (4-5 people) in for free this Sat. I'll buy ya a Maker's next time we're there. If not for me, do it for my buddy: it's his bachelor outing.

[Bakunin]

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Hey, find out if any of your allies can get my group (4-5 people) in for free this Sat. I'll buy ya a Maker's next time we're there. If not for me, do it for my buddy: it's his bachelor outing.

Such a freeloader.

[The Rube]

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Such a freeloader.

She'll get rewarded. I'm pretty sure that bar will be the last one we stop at, and we tip well to begin with.

[Bakunin]

Re: TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

She'll get rewarded. I'm pretty sure that bar will be the last one we stop at, and we tip well to begin with.

Dealing with you isn't worth any amount of tipping for her.

[Biddco]

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This is for Brent.

I was at the grocery store this afternoon and went into the shortest line. Of course, who is in front of me? A 197 year old woman. And how is she paying? With a check. I watch as this old bag slowly scrawls her check. I think she was about halfway through writing the check when I got in line.

Since I didn't want to get angry at this stupid old lady for writing a check and attack her with her own pen, I turned my attention elsewhere. In the next lane the cashier attempts to hand a guy his receipt. He's folding a receipt he already has though, so the cashier's attempts are unsuccessful. Finally the guy, who looks like a smelly hippie from the 60's, slooooooowly takes the receipt and slooooowly begins to fold this receipt. Meanwhile, the cashier begins scanning the stuff of the lady behind him.

By now Old Geezer Grandma has paid and is getting her receipt from the cashier. Back in the other lane, the cashier has finished scanning the lady's stuff, but the lady can't pay because the hippie is still just standing there. He's progressed beyond folding his receipts and is now sloooowly putting them in his wallet. He finishes this and then continues to stand there. By now my cashier begins scanning my stuff. The hippie finally moseys on his way. I pay for all my stuff and then have to follow the hippie out of the store because he's sloooooowly walking out the exit.

Jesus H. Christ on a Cracker. I finally found someone worse than people who pay by check.

Slow people suck.

[The Rube]

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Dealing with you isn't worth any amount of tipping for her.

Better me than you, you zombie non-spender of money.

[Bakunin]

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Better me than you, you zombie non-spender of money.

I spend it - just not often (remember: I flew first class to denver and stayed at the brown palace).

Also, my standard tipping rate is 20%.

[The Rube]

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I spend it - just not often (remember: I flew first class to denver and stayed at the brown palace).

Also, my standard tipping rate is 20%.

That's my usual, although I regularly go to 25-30% in certain situations (like OC Sundays, I'll tip about that amount, given the benefits we get via tv rights/free pop/etc).

[bigblue_dl]

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He has no shot. As a gopher cheerleader, she'll recognize his enemy status immediately and won't * him, unless she has herpes and wants to infect the enemy.

It might be worth it...

Hey, find out if any of your allies can get my group (4-5 people) in for free this Sat. I'll buy ya a Maker's next time we're there. If not for me, do it for my buddy: it's his bachelor outing.

I don't think I can help. If I were coming with, then I could get everyone in. But she told me friday night to come whenever and bring as many people as I want for free, but I can't give anyone else her name (to get on the list). Sorry, I can't screw this up with this girl. Free cover, free drinks, phone number...
Your best bet is MNS, she will probably recognize him and let you guys in for free. Otherwise, i'll mention it to her that some of my buddies are coming down and i'll see if she says anything about getting in free.

[The Rube]

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It might be worth it...

I don't think I can help. If I were coming with, then I could get everyone in. But she told me friday night to come whenever and bring as many people as I want for free, but I can't give anyone else her name (to get on the list). Sorry, I can't screw this up with this girl. Free cover, free drinks, phone number...
Your best bet is MNS, she will probably recognize him and let you guys in for free. Otherwise, i'll mention it to her that some of my buddies are coming down and i'll see if she says anything about getting in free.

I'm gonna guess that she'll make up the cover charges in tips to her. But if you can't, no worries. Couldn't hurt to ask. Do find out if she's working (and what part of the bar), though, so we can buy our drinks from her either way.

That way, you'll look good by sending business her way.