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  • Beer Pong Horn
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    Re: TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

    Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
    5th.
    She probably has one of those in there too.

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  • The Rube
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    Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
    Why would you track your BA for softball? SOFTBALL.
    Because we were rubes and sports geeks and set up one of those Yahoo websites. Otherwise I never would have known.

    Honestly, unless it's a blowout one way or the other, I rarely know if we're winning or losing. Truth.

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  • St. Clown
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    Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
    No. Too small a sample size.

    My career high for a season was .570 or so (was at .600 before the last game of the season, and oopsie hello bad night). My career avg was around .460, thanks to me completely sucking my last year or two playing.

    I'm hoping that since it's a church league, I can use my opposite field hitting to boost my day's avg.

    Fade: yes. The last couple years in my league, I was batting against a shift.
    Why would you track your BA for softball? SOFTBALL.

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  • The Rube
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    Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
    {sigh} yep.
    FYP.

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  • MinnesotaNorthStar
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    Re: TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

    Originally posted by Sloe Gin View Post
    you'll take what you can get. You'll take Foxton2's vag if she spreads her legs towards you!
    5th.

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  • Sloe Gin
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    Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
    And I call her Admiral AcPro, since she was on academic probation right away.
    she has many nicknames:

    "hooker"
    "sex addict"
    "worthless pile of *t"
    "PB's sack"

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  • Swansong
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    That doesn't clear anything up at all.

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  • The Rube
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    Originally posted by Sloe Gin View Post
    cause that's sort of true.

    I call ctf Foxton2 because she's a giant failure at life. Much like Foxton is. So therefore, she's no better then Foxton, so I call her Foxton2.
    And I call her Admiral AcPro, since she was on academic probation right away.

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  • Sloe Gin
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    Re: TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

    Originally posted by Swansong View Post
    Why did I assume all this time that Foxton was a dude?
    cause that's sort of true.

    I call ctf Foxton2 because she's a giant failure at life. Much like Foxton is. So therefore, she's no better then Foxton, so I call her Foxton2.

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  • The Rube
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    Re: TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

    Originally posted by Swansong View Post
    If you hit over .500, will you give up writing checks and join the 1990's?
    No. Too small a sample size.

    My career high for a season was .570 or so (was at .600 before the last game of the season, and oopsie hello bad night). My career avg was around .460, thanks to me completely sucking my last year or two playing.

    I'm hoping that since it's a church league, I can use my opposite field hitting to boost my day's avg.

    Fade: yes. The last couple years in my league, I was batting against a shift.

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  • FadeToBlack&Gold
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    Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
    Frankly, after not playing for a couple years (hell, not even touching a bat or glove for that long) if I hit .200 I'll be happy.
    You said it's a church league. Out of practice or not, you should be lighting those hacks up.

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  • Swansong
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    Re: TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

    If you hit over .500, will you give up writing checks and join the 1990's?

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  • The Rube
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    Originally posted by Swansong View Post
    Why did I assume all this time that Foxton was a dude?
    Because you'd be half-right.

    Got a call from a former co-worker, asking a favor: play in a church league softball tourney. I guess I'm pulling a Favre and coming out of retirement for one last hurrah.

    Frankly, after not playing for a couple years (hell, not even touching a bat or glove for that long) if I hit .200 I'll be happy.

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  • Swansong
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    Re: TRP: I'm Taking My Talents To Hartford: Remember The Whale!

    Why did I assume all this time that Foxton was a dude?

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  • Sloe Gin
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    Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
    I'll take either a landing strip or completely bare.

    Must be at least 18 years old and female
    you'll take what you can get. You'll take Foxton2's vag if she spreads her legs towards you!

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