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    Help! New Hampshire needs branding! This article is just too good to pass up. Post your ideas here:

    Mine thus far are:
    • A picture of the Hampton Toll with the slogan "Stealing money from Maine tourists since 19XX..."
    • A picture of an empty UNH trophy case...
    • How about they use the Old Man of the Mountain....oh wait, haha...nevermind! (It collapsed in 2003 for those that don't know)
    • "We sell cheap liquor..."
    You know you go to UMaine if...

    ...you think Bananas is a good name for a giant bear.
    ...you would riot after hockey games but its too darn cold.
    ...you think hockey is the only sport that matters.
    ...you hate UNH.

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    Re: Branding Ideas for New Hampshire!

    Take a page from Delaware...


    ******* width="480" height="385">****** name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1pvUOrxAlbg&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0">****** name="allowFullScreen" value="true">****** name="allowscriptaccess" value="always">****** src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1pvUOrxAlbg&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385">
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      Re: Branding Ideas for New Hampshire!

      Originally posted by Maineiak View Post
      Help! New Hampshire needs branding! This article is just too good to pass up. Post your ideas here:

      Mine thus far are:
      • A picture of the Hampton Toll with the slogan "Stealing money from Maine tourists since 19XX..."
      • A picture of an empty UNH trophy case...
      • How about they use the Old Man of the Mountain....oh wait, haha...nevermind! (It collapsed in 2003 for those that don't know)
      • "We sell cheap liquor..."
      "Cheap Booze and Fireworks now...Hookers and Weed soon to come".

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      Right on about the toll booths.
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        Re: Branding Ideas for New Hampshire!

        Isn't the Hampton Toll on the far side of Portsmouth? I'm pretty sure there are at least a couple of places to get off 95 before you hit the Toll (same with coming up from Mass - I drove from Durham to Revere a few times this past winter, only went through the toll booth once). It's a good thing there are no tollbooths when you head into Maine. Oh wait...
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          Just spent a week visiting every new england state...for NH

          "Compared to Vermont, we're right wing"

          "Just like Maine, but with more teeth per capita"

          "More likely to see a moose than a hot girl"

          "Our syrup is third best among the northern NE states"

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            Originally posted by thecomicbookguy View Post
            Isn't the Hampton Toll on the far side of Portsmouth? I'm pretty sure there are at least a couple of places to get off 95 before you hit the Toll (same with coming up from Mass - I drove from Durham to Revere a few times this past winter, only went through the toll booth once). It's a good thing there are no tollbooths when you head into Maine. Oh wait...
            It's the blatant overcharging more than the mere presence of a toll. If NH used the same rates on I-95 that they use on their "own" turnpikes (e.g., Concord) it would be $0.70. What's it up to now, $3.00 each way?
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              Re: Branding Ideas for New Hampshire!

              Granite State of Mind

              They should just use this video instead of coming up with a marketing campaign.
              You know you go to UMaine if...

              ...you think Bananas is a good name for a giant bear.
              ...you would riot after hockey games but its too darn cold.
              ...you think hockey is the only sport that matters.
              ...you hate UNH.

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                Re: Branding Ideas for New Hampshire!

                Originally posted by thecomicbookguy View Post
                It's a good thing there are no tollbooths when you head into Maine. Oh wait...
                The cost per mile isn't even close in the two states (I-95 corridor):

                New Hampshire = $2.00 one way, 16.2 miles = $0.12 per mile

                Maine = $5.00 one way, exit 7 to 113 (106 miles) = $0.05 per mile

                Both using information/toll calculators from each states respective DOT websites.
                You know you go to UMaine if...

                ...you think Bananas is a good name for a giant bear.
                ...you would riot after hockey games but its too darn cold.
                ...you think hockey is the only sport that matters.
                ...you hate UNH.

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                  Re: Branding Ideas for New Hampshire!

                  Originally posted by Maineiak View Post
                  The cost per mile isn't even close in the two states (I-95 corridor):

                  New Hampshire = $2.00 one way, 16.2 miles = $0.12 per mile

                  Maine = $5.00 one way, exit 7 to 113 (106 miles) = $0.05 per mile

                  Both using information/toll calculators from each states respective DOT websites.
                  The key to the argument is the comparison between I-95 and the two turnpikes that New Hampshirites actually use.
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                    Re: Branding Ideas for New Hampshire!

                    Originally posted by amherstblackbear View Post
                    The key to the argument is the comparison between I-95 and the two turnpikes that New Hampshirites actually use.
                    Exactly, each state is going to have it's own rates for tolls. I don't think Massachusetts charges the same rates on each toll road/bridge/tunnel it operates.

                    As far as the toll booth in Portsmouth, isn't aimed at Massachusetts residents who travel to Maine more than Mainers?
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                    • #11
                      Re: Branding Ideas for New Hampshire!

                      Originally posted by legal_hit View Post
                      As far as the toll booth in Portsmouth, isn't aimed at Massachusetts residents who travel to Maine more than Mainers?
                      That was my original point.
                      You know you go to UMaine if...

                      ...you think Bananas is a good name for a giant bear.
                      ...you would riot after hockey games but its too darn cold.
                      ...you think hockey is the only sport that matters.
                      ...you hate UNH.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Branding Ideas for New Hampshire!

                        Originally posted by Maineiak View Post
                        That was my original point.
                        Then maybe you shouldn't have used the phrase "Maine Tourists", which makes people think of tourists from Maine, not tourists going to Maine.

                        I stand by my point. There are several ways around the one tollbooth. I have no idea what the toll is, as I circumvent it.
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                          That toll is BS. Maine and Mass. should look into ways to build a bridge out to sea that circumvents that stupid state.

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                            Re: Branding Ideas for New Hampshire!

                            Originally posted by legal_hit View Post
                            Exactly, each state is going to have it's own rates for tolls. I don't think Massachusetts charges the same rates on each toll road/bridge/tunnel it operates.

                            As far as the toll booth in Portsmouth, isn't aimed at Massachusetts residents who travel to Maine more than Mainers?
                            But doesn't Mass charge for roads & bridges it built itself (Turnpike, Tobin Bridge, etc)? I don't believe New Hampshire ponied up the money to build I-95, yet they collect the tolls from it which I find it be a bit odd.

                            Then again this is a place that worships a pile of rocks at the bottom of a ravine that used to sorta look like an old man's face if you were loaded, so I guess its okay.
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