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    German researchers have bad news for cougars!

    Cougars beware — having a boy toy husband increases a woman’s chances of an early death, according to a German study reported Thursday by the Daily Mail.

    And the younger her spouse is, the harder it is on a woman's health, researchers found.

    However, the trend is reversed when an older man opts for a younger woman. The more youthful his wife, the longer the husband is expected to live.
    Growing old is mandatory -- growing up is optional!

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    That's ****ing bull****.
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    • #3
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      Originally posted by MeanEgirl View Post
      That's ****ing bull****.
      Well, look at their examples - Courtney Cox growing old with David Arquette and (especially) Demi Moore with Ashton Kutcher. And on the other side, Michael Douglas growing old(er) with CZJ. Who do you think is going to cling to life the longest?
      Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must first set yourself on fire.
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      • #4
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        :d
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        • #5
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          The Ric Ocasek Factor is now helped with scientific backing.
          Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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          • #6
            Re: It's Good to be a Sugar Daddy!

            This article is bull****. Being married in general is hard on the health. Cause and effect b*tches!
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            I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
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            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
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            • #7
              Re: It's Good to be a Sugar Daddy!

              Originally posted by MeanEgirl View Post
              That's ****ing bull****.
              Since when are you a cougar? Biddco's not that much younger.

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              • #8
                Re: It's Good to be a Sugar Daddy!

                ... so DL just found the fountain of youth then.

                Now if he had money, he'd be set.

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                • #9
                  Re: It's Good to be a Sugar Daddy!

                  Originally posted by SteveP View Post
                  German researchers have bad news for cougars!
                  Sweet, good news for me and the hubbie. (no, he's not a sugar daddy, but he is older than I am)
                  Orginally Posted by Sloe Gin - Legal is the Queen of the board.

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                  Originally posted by UMDbulldogs#1
                  I must say that I was impressed by the amount of alcohol she coud handle.

                  Originally posted by Markt
                  That almost lifts the sadness of realizing just how far out of my league Legal is. Almost.

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                    Considering the GF is about 12 years younger than me, I should outlast my 401K.
                    "We in America do not have government by the majority. We have government by the majority who participate." -Thomas Jefferson

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                    • #11
                      Re: It's Good to be a Sugar Daddy!

                      Originally posted by Bakunin View Post
                      ... so DL just found the fountain of youth then.

                      Now if he had money, he'd be set.
                      The first thing my professor told me in college was "if you're in this business to make money, go find something else to do."
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                      • #12
                        Re: It's Good to be a Sugar Daddy!

                        I'm a fan of cougars and not just the University of Houston's.
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                        • #13
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                          Originally posted by MountieBoyOz View Post
                          I'm a fan of cougars and not just the University of Houston's.
                          Cougars are an endangered species on Google.

                          I mean the ones wearing fur. Faux fur, usually, and Chanel and Gucci. The common two-legged cougar.

                          “This is an insult to women everywhere,” fumes Toronto cougar queen Claudia Opdenkelder, 39. “I’m shocked.”

                          Ms Opdenkelder’s knickers are in a knot because Google has suddenly banned advertising by sites that link older women (cougars) to younger men (cubs).

                          Among the victims — dare I say whipping boys — is her cougarlife.com.
                          Growing old is mandatory -- growing up is optional!

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                          • #14
                            Re: It's Good to be a Sugar Daddy!

                            Originally posted by Dude Love View Post
                            The first thing my professor told me in college was "if you're in this business to make money, go find something else to do."
                            so why did you do it then?
                            Sioux Yeah Yeah

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                            • #15
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                              Originally posted by Sloe Gin View Post
                              so why did you do it then?
                              He wanted to be in show business!

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