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  • #706
    Re: Minnesota Twins 2010: Part II - The Franchise Strikes Back

    Originally posted by JF_Gophers View Post
    So the Yankees (and all visiting MLB teams) are staying next door to where I work. Maybe I can accidentally trip a-rod as he is coming out of the building and then he wont be able to play today.
    Drop a deuce near the entrance.

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    • #707
      Re: Minnesota Twins 2010: Part II - The Franchise Strikes Back

      Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
      Fire alarm. 3am.
      This is JF, not Bakunin. I don't think he works at 3 AM.

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      • #708
        Re: Minnesota Twins 2010: Part II - The Franchise Strikes Back

        Just give Kate Hudson Teixeira's room number by accident. Should cause a little ruckus.
        Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

        RIP - Kirby

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        • #709
          Re: Minnesota Twins 2010: Part II - The Franchise Strikes Back

          First inning: guy on base, followed by out, out, walk, out.

          Way to go, guys.

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          • #710
            Re: Minnesota Twins 2010: Part II - The Franchise Strikes Back

            Can't hit homeruns in that park if you're a Twin.

            RALLY SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            Last edited by ScoobyDoo; 05-25-2010, 09:05 PM.
            **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

            Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
            Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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            • #711
              Re: Minnesota Twins 2010: Part II - The Franchise Strikes Back

              Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
              RALLY SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
              Cue the kestral!

              Minnesota's Pride On Ice: 1974, 1976, 1979, 2002 & 2003 NCAA National Champions

              And the preacher said, you know you always have the Lord by your side
              And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran
              Twenty red lights in his honor
              Thank you Jesus, thank you Lord
              ~Mick Jagger/Keith Richards

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              • #712
                Re: Minnesota Twins 2010: Part II - The Franchise Strikes Back

                Originally posted by Greyeagle View Post
                Cue the kestral!
                Kirby Kestral is a little small to get the squirrel. The red-tail now...

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                • #713
                  Re: Minnesota Twins 2010: Part II - The Franchise Strikes Back

                  What do you think? Give it another hour before getting rid of the formality and just giving the win to the Yankees?
                  Originally posted by dicaslover
                  Yep, you got it. I heart Maize.

                  Originally posted by Kristin
                  Maybe I'm missing something but you just asked me which MSU I go to and then you knew the theme of my homecoming, how do you know one and not the other?

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                  • #714
                    Re: Minnesota Twins 2010: Part II - The Franchise Strikes Back

                    Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                    Fire. 3am.
                    FYP

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                    • #715
                      Re: Minnesota Twins 2010: Part II - The Franchise Strikes Back

                      Squirrels are traditionally good luck for the Yanks. Just a heads up.
                      Keep an open mind. Just don't be so open-minded that your brain falls out.

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                      • #716
                        Re: Minnesota Twins 2010: Part II - The Franchise Strikes Back

                        Originally posted by Red Cloud View Post
                        Squirrels are traditionally good luck for the Yanks. Just a heads up.
                        Maybe today will be insects, they don't do as well with those.
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                        • #717
                          Re: Minnesota Twins 2010: Part II - The Franchise Strikes Back

                          Originally posted by JF_Gophers View Post
                          Maybe today will be insects, they don't do as well with those.
                          Yeah, if you want to screw up the Yanks, insects is what you're looking for. Insects combined with moronic umps will do the trick just fine.
                          Keep an open mind. Just don't be so open-minded that your brain falls out.

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                          • #718
                            Re: Minnesota Twins 2010: Part II - The Franchise Strikes Back

                            Originally posted by Red Cloud View Post
                            Yeah, if you want to screw up the Yanks, insects is what you're looking for. Insects combined with moronic umps will do the trick just fine.
                            Not to make too much light of a very tragic situation, but we just had a whole bunch of bees get loose in Lakeville. That would probably do the trick.
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                            I don't think you're weird, just a completely worthless sack of monkey poo.
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                            I am saying it right here. ajoyce is the HA guru.

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                            • #719
                              Re: Minnesota Twins 2010: Part II - The Franchise Strikes Back

                              Speaking of moronic umps, the home plate umpire called two consecutive pitches strikes that were at least 6" off the plate.

                              With two men on in the 8th, I'm sure the Twins will find a way to strand them.

                              ... and sure enough, Delmon grounds out to 3rd to end the threat.

                              The Twins are absolutely killing New York in the LOB stat for this game.

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                              • #720
                                Re: Minnesota Twins 2010: Part II - The Franchise Strikes Back

                                You cannot hit homeruns in that park unless you play for the other team.
                                **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                                Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                                Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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