Way to not sign anyone who can swing a bat you ****ing jackanapes.
"I have come up with a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel. ."
-Blackadder "I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here. "
-Casablanca "They could maybe hire another officer to catch the illegal immigrant drug dealers breast feeding at Dunkin' Donuts or whatever it is! Thank you!"
-Somerville Speakout
2008 POTY
Re: Fun Prevention: Red Sox 2010 season thread part 1
A tip of the cap to the thread title.
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"hey safety school, think of it this way. BC girls wear superfan shirts because they wear them tight and look hot. BU girls wear jersies and face paint to cover up their fat, ugly bodies. quite frankly, i wear my jersies to games and I enjoy seeing the girls who don't." - SteveF
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Re: Fun Prevention: Red Sox 2010 season thread part 1
Twitch - I learned from the best.
"I have come up with a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel. ."
-Blackadder "I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here. "
-Casablanca "They could maybe hire another officer to catch the illegal immigrant drug dealers breast feeding at Dunkin' Donuts or whatever it is! Thank you!"
-Somerville Speakout
2008 POTY
Re: Fun Prevention: Red Sox 2010 season thread part 1
What the hell was Victor Martinez thinking on that double steal? Beckett is out. The Yanks are doing what they do best and waiting for pitches and getting into the other teams bullpen.
Well, I'm going to do a farewell tour of upstate New York, hellholes like Plattsburgh. Fred Armisen as Gov. Paterson
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It's because they always show the Yankees/Red Sox.
You mean the rest of the nation wasn't subjected to seeing UCONN draw and quarter Baylor? See, there are worse things than 9 hour baseball games!
Everyone on this thread does realize that I'm going to be this pessimistic all season, right? It's carryover from watching Team Army, the Bruins "offense" and the Celtic's second half performances all winter.
"I have come up with a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel. ."
-Blackadder "I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here. "
-Casablanca "They could maybe hire another officer to catch the illegal immigrant drug dealers breast feeding at Dunkin' Donuts or whatever it is! Thank you!"
-Somerville Speakout
2008 POTY
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