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  • St. Patrick's Day

    A toast!

    To Ireland: the Mexico of the 19th Century!
    If you want to be a BADGER, just come along with me

    BRING BACK PAT RICHTER!!!


    At his graduation ceremony from the U of Minnesota, my cousin got a keychain. When asked what UW gave her for graduation, my sister said, "A degree from a University that matters."

    Canned music is a pathetic waste of your time.

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    I'll drink to that!

    I know Natalie's from Nova Scotia but Celtic all the same.

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    • #3
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      "The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't seen the joke yet." - Oliver Herford

      Later today, Guinness on tap and a side of Jameson.
      "We in America do not have government by the majority. We have government by the majority who participate." -Thomas Jefferson

      "I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing." -H. L. Mencken

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      • #4
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        Here's to being single, drinking doubles, and seeing triple!

        I'm sure I'll have some whiskey and some Guinness today.
        Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
        Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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        • #5
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          May all of you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead.

          And don't forget, that an Irishman is never drunk as long as he has two blades of grass to hang onto.

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            Sadly I'm stuck working till 10 tonight and back at it tomorrow at 9am... No boozing for me
            It's never too early to start the Pre-game festivities

            Go Cats!!! GO BLACKHAWKS!

            Cuck the Fubs... Let's Go WHITE SOX!!!

            Wildcat Born, Wildcat Bred....

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            • #7
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              Q: How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

              A: Five. One to hold the lightbulb, and the other four to drink until the room spins.


              Guinness floats for dessert tonight. That's right, when making a root beer float, substitute Guinness.
              bigmrg74: "You can't drink the day away if you don't start early!"
              SledDog: "UncleRay seems to be the most sensible one here tonight."
              All great men are dead and I'm not feeling well.
              A Margarita! in every hand and another Margarita! in the other hand!

              And stay off the lawn!

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              • #8
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                So this Irishman walks into a bar.





                What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
                One less drunk.


                Jesus was Irish:
                1. He never got married.
                2. He was always telling stories.
                3. He loved green pastures.
                4. He always hung out with his jobless friends, having a few drinks.
                Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                • #9
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                  Today, we're all a little Irish, even this Greek fella.
                  bueller: Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Why does Positrack work? Why does Ferris lose on the road and play dead at home?

                  It just happens.


                  nmupiccdiva: I'm sorry I missed you this weekend! I thought I saw you at the football game, but I didn't want to go up to a complete stranger and ask "are you Monster?" and have it not be you!

                  leswp1: you need the Monster to fix you

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                  • #10
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                    To use a quote from Sommerville/Ross' novel, The Real Charlotte, "Fiddle Dee Dee!"

                    What is up with the angry Soprano Murphy video? Fer'christsakes, that's embarassing...give me the Clancy Brothers any day!
                    Last edited by eaglehockeyrules; 03-17-2010, 01:24 PM.

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                    • #11
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                      Oh the churchbells are ringin' in the schoolyard,
                      And we all went out those days
                      The bully said "Mick would you fancy a rumble?"
                      I said "Yes, it's time to play!"

                      Oh the nuns and the priests they grabbed their Rosaries
                      As they pulled our bodies apart
                      The bully said "Mick you lost the fight, but you've gained my respect!
                      You fight with so much heart!"

                      We're as stubborn as mules
                      With our blood on fire
                      When we ain't at Sunday mass
                      We'll look any man straight in his eyes and say
                      Kiss my Irish ***!
                      You better kiss my Irish ***!

                      Oh the husbands and wives, they had a neighborhood pack
                      They called the Mackeys white trash behind our backs (White Trash! )
                      I was way too young to understand that
                      But if I did, I'd given it right back

                      Oh me dad, he'd be drunk on the lawn,
                      Yelling and screaming like he do
                      But sometimes my old man felt what he was feeling,
                      Sometimes Mr. Mackey spoke the truth

                      We're as stubborn as mules
                      With our blood on fire
                      When we ain't at Sunday mass
                      We'll look any man straight in his eyes and say
                      Kiss my Irish ***!
                      You better kiss my Irish ***!

                      Oh me grandpa passed through Ellis Island,
                      From the greatest of the Motherlands
                      For he worked, provided for his family
                      He was a dedicated welding man
                      And he knew right from wrong like day and night,
                      He could whip any fool in a bareknuckle fight
                      He talked of country like he preached of God,
                      One hell of an Irishman!

                      We're as stubborn as mules
                      With our blood on fire
                      When we ain't at Sunday mass
                      We'll look any man straight in his eyes and say
                      Kiss my Irish ***!
                      You better kiss my Irish ***!

                      Oooohh, I'm of a distant relation to John Redman,
                      He was one of the greatest Irish Rebels of his day
                      One bastard to another, on down the line
                      And this is what my son will say:

                      We're as stubborn as mules
                      With our blood on fire
                      When we ain't at Sunday mass
                      We'll look any man straight in his eyes and say
                      Kiss my Irish ***!
                      We're as stubborn as mules
                      With our blood on fire
                      When we ain't at Sunday mass
                      We'll look any man straight in his eyes and say
                      Kiss my Irish ***!
                      You better kiss my Irish ***!
                      Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                      Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                      • #12
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                        The holiday needs a slogan. As a non-Irishman, here are my proposals:

                        St. Patrick's Day: Because some people give up their dignity for Lent.

                        St. Patrick's Day: For 364 days of the year, you're glad that you aren't Irish. This is how we balance the equation.

                        St. Patrick's Day: You still like U2. Just admit it.

                        St. Patrick's Day: Do you need another reason to celebrate great alcohol and terrible food?
                        If you want to be a BADGER, just come along with me

                        BRING BACK PAT RICHTER!!!


                        At his graduation ceremony from the U of Minnesota, my cousin got a keychain. When asked what UW gave her for graduation, my sister said, "A degree from a University that matters."

                        Canned music is a pathetic waste of your time.

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                        • #13
                          Re: St. Patrick's Day

                          Originally posted by ExileOnDaytonStreet View Post
                          The holiday needs a slogan. As a non-Irishman, here are my proposals:

                          St. Patrick's Day: Because some people give up their dignity for Lent.

                          St. Patrick's Day: For 364 days of the year, you're glad that you aren't Irish. This is how we balance the equation.

                          St. Patrick's Day: You still like U2. Just admit it.

                          St. Patrick's Day: Do you need another reason to celebrate great alcohol and terrible food?
                          St. Patrick's Day: Just spew it.

                          St. Patrick's Day: Because your mother never let you listen to Denis Leary.

                          St. Patrick's Day: In Celtic, whiskey means "water of life", but for you it means "water of dropping that girl's panties."

                          St. Patrick's Day: An excuse to let the Chicago River be its natural color.

                          St. Patrick's Day: Don't you want to look like Rick Astley?
                          Augsburg College: Wait, there's another D-3 school whose name starts with "A"?

                          Originally posted by The Darkness:
                          I don't see you asking Beer Pong Horn if he practices a religion from the beer continent.


                          Originally posted by bigblue_dl:
                          Wow. Tech fans are such a-holes. I think I saw Beer Pong Horn kick a blind puppy once.


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                          • #14
                            Re: St. Patrick's Day

                            Originally posted by Beer Pong Horn View Post

                            St. Patrick's Day: In Celtic, whiskey means "water of life", but for you it means "water of dropping that girl's panties."
                            Round these parts we refer to it as "liquid panty remover."

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                            • #15
                              Re: St. Patrick's Day

                              Originally posted by Beer Pong Horn View Post
                              St. Patrick's Day: An excuse to let the Chicago River be its natural color.
                              “Demolish the bridges behind you… then there is no choice but to build again.”

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