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  • #16
    Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris is a moron.

    I hope he gets rosacea and has to become a shut-in.
    Bulldog Hockey: 2011 National Champions! Finally!!!

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    • #17
      Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris.

      Happy BDay Chuck.

      Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of saying that--every so often--corn just needs to lie the fark down.
      Bruce Ciskie > PA

      Everyone should believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

      Blizzard Drinking: Duluth's Answer to Gulf Coast Hurricane Parties

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      • #18
        Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris.

        Who is Chuck Norris?
        PSNetwork / XBOX GamerTag: xJeris
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        Sports Allegiance
        NFL: CHI; MLB: MN, NYM; NHL: MN, MTL; NCAAB: MN, UNLV; NCAAF: MN, MIA; NCAAH: MN; Soccer: USA, Blackburn

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        • #19
          Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris.

          When Chuck Norris does push up's he's not actually pushing himself up....he's pushing the earth down.
          TECH STILL SUCKS!

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          • #20
            Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris.

            Originally posted by komey1 View Post
            Chuck Norris does not have birthdays, birthdays have Chuck Norris's
            Chuck Norris didn't turn 70... 70 turned Chuck Norris.
            Originally posted by solovsfett
            To you I say 73, 77, 81, 83, 90, 06. Eat it.
            Originally posted by SCSU Euro
            You sir, are the greatest person from Wisconsin in recorded history.

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            • #21
              Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris.

              Originally posted by UMDBulldogHockeyIsKing View Post
              Chuck Norris is a moron.

              I hope he gets rosacea and has to become a shut-in.
              dead. man.
              Originally posted by mtu_huskies
              "We are not too far away from a national championship," said (John) Scott.
              Boosh Factor 4

              Originally posted by Brent Hoven
              Yeah, but you're my favorite hag.

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              • #22
                Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris.

                Chuck Norris is ALWAYS on top during sex......because Chuck Norris NEVER fawks up.
                Bruce Ciskie > PA

                Everyone should believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

                Blizzard Drinking: Duluth's Answer to Gulf Coast Hurricane Parties

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                • #23
                  Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris.

                  Chuck Norris and Mr T fought once, or at least tried to. The instant that Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick hit Mr T's gold chains, the event that occurred is what we call "The Big Bang."
                  Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                  Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                  • #24
                    Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris.

                    Chuck Norris once drank a wine cooler. He was so disgusted by how weak and girly it was that he puked it up immediately. Today we know this puke as Jack Daniels.
                    Bruce Ciskie > PA

                    Everyone should believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

                    Blizzard Drinking: Duluth's Answer to Gulf Coast Hurricane Parties

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                    • #25
                      Re: Happy Birthday Chuck Norris.

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