Re: Annoying Commercials 2: Searching for the MUTE button
Don't sell your hair to a wig shop.
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Re: Annoying Commercials 2: Searching for the MUTE button
The Five Hour Energy spots are in very heavy rotation on cable channels. They feature a hair dresser posing in a duster coat, Stetson and a sheriff's badge, doing his best imitation of the guy in the Wolf brand chili spots.* In the first place, anyone running around dressed like that clown had better be heading to the Mr. Gay Bismarck pagent. And what's the connection between the idiot in the costume and the product supposed to be anyway? Bad spots. Badly done. Not selling any product I'd guess.
*I realize now most of you haven't seen these spots. They've been a staple in Texas for years. Guy with a very deep Texas-type voice says something like: "How long has it been since you've had a big steaming bowl of Wolf brand chili? Well, that's too long." You never see him, but you just know he's a real cowboy. Unlike the harmonica player from New Jersey in the 5 hour energy spots.
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Re: Annoying Commercials 2: Searching for the MUTE button
The Pearle Vision spot where the woman jumps in the back of the police car thinking it's a cab isn't annoying to me, but it did happen to me.
Back in the 70's our patrol cars in Toronto were yellow (don't ask!). One summer day I'm parked outside the Eaton Centre mall in the downtown core when two black ladies from Detroit jumped in the back and ask to be taken to Union Station. I turned around and in my best cop voice said, "Sorry, but I only go to the police station", which freaked them out.
After they realized where they were and that they couldn't open the back doors, I started laughing and wound up driving them to a couple of places in the area before dropping them off at the train station, leaving them with smiles on their faces.
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The Pearle Vision spot where the woman jumps in the back of the police car thinking it's a cab isn't annoying to me, but it did happen to me.
Back in the 70's our patrol cars in Toronto were yellow (don't ask!). One summer day I'm parked outside the Eaton Centre mall in the downtown core when two black ladies from Detroit jumped in the back and ask to be taken to Union Station. I turned around and in my best cop voice said, "Sorry, but I only go to the police station", which freaked them out.
After they realized where they were and that they couldn't open the back doors, I started laughing and wound up driving them to a couple of places in the area before dropping them off at the train station, leaving them with smiles on their faces.
Nicely done. What's that old joke about freaking out a cabbie? Hop into the back seat, in an obvious hurry, and with great urgency say: "where to."
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Re: Annoying Commercials 2: Searching for the MUTE button
The K9 Advantix II commercial with the Pooch Protest. I've never seen an animal ask for their medicine...
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The Verizon Wireless one with the two women (mother/daughter?) bawling that they'll miss each other. I set a new record for hitting the mute button every time it comes on.
this was easily one of the most annoying commercials of all time. I also had to mute the stupid honda commercial with the crazy train song.
Its been a lifelong dream of mine to punch people who make these types of advertisements.
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Re: Annoying Commercials 2: Searching for the MUTE button
This is not a huge deal to normal people, but it really chaps my a*s. In the Rosetta Stone commercials both the testimonials and the voice over refer to: "rosetta STONE," with the accent on Stone. The accent, of course, should be on Rosetta. It's like we're talking about the Stone sisters, Rosetta and Edna.
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