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  • Originally posted by ticapnews View Post
    Your annual reminder that if you don't buy your significant other a $70,000 car with a big red bow it means you don't love them.
    My wife and I have both agreed that we would both be extremely upset with the other if either of us ever did that. Colossally stupid.
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    College Hockey 6       College Football 0
    BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
    Originally posted by SanTropez
    May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
    Originally posted by bigblue_dl
    I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
    Originally posted by Kepler
    When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
    He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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    • The Epoch Times is putting billboards up with "#1 Trusted Website" as the slogan in the Kent County area.

      Ewwww.
      Last edited by MissThundercat; 01-02-2024, 08:59 AM.
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      • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
        The Epoch Times is putting billboards up with "#1 Trusted Website" as the slogan in the Kent County area.

        Ewwww.
        It probably is.

        The nutbars are legion in hayseed America. They don't trust those rich men north of Richmond, dontchaknow.
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        • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
          The Epoch Times is putting billboards up with "#1 Trusted Website" as the slogan in the Kent County area.

          Ewwww.
          On a related note, I'm happy we're almost through Shen Yun season.

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          Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
          iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
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          Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
          Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
          TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
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          • Originally posted by French Rage View Post

            On a related note, I'm happy we're almost through Shen Yun season.
            Aint that the truth. I'm always so sad at those ads because the troupe is so obviously human trafficked.
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            • Red Lobster ad. Seriously, they have "....waiters, potatoes..."?
              Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

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              • Originally posted by French Rage View Post
                On a related note, I'm happy we're almost through Shen Yun season.
                Didn't even know it had a proper "season“. The way they put those posters and billboards up every year, I feel like it never ends.

                What Xi does to Falun Gong followers is cruel and awful, but I am somewhat sympathetic to Beijing calling them a cult (ironically, of course), and I consider them something that could easily metastasize into a fundie terror group.
                Last edited by FadeToBlack&Gold; 01-02-2024, 06:32 PM.

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                • I keep hearing this ad for Einstein AI by Salesforce. They have a “celebrity spokesman” named Johan Schmiegel who has the world’s highest IQ of 247. Well, if you go search to see what he does and it turns out he doesn’t exist.

                  It’s just a software ad, but there are so many unknown people with amazing accomplishments they could’ve given a small spot to and instead they create a German mascot that they play off as real.
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                  • The billboards on 131 north and south are like:

                    Casino
                    Casino
                    Don't Regret the Bet
                    Weed
                    Casino
                    Don't Regret the Bet
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                    • Today is the biggest day in the advertising racket. The GDP of several small countries will be spent putting advertisements on the air.

                      It is already paying off. Kawasaki partnered with Great Clips with an offer of a free haircut. The ad hasn't even aired on TV yet but the freebies are already claimed. If you try to get one after the commercial airs you'll get a coupon for $2 instead.

                      I am a judge for the USA Today Ad Meter and have seen about half the ads so far. Nothing earth-shattering but I did find usual suspects Doritos and Budweiser pretty good and e*trade is once again using babies to up the cute factor. The BMW ad was funny provided you like Christopher Walken. As expected, some of the commercials are dreadful.

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                      • Despicable Me: A- SOLID
                        a quiet place: B.-

                        Transfer Portal: C. old
                        Turbo Tax: D. What a waste of money
                        Fan Duel: D. Embarrassing.

                        Deadpool: B
                        Veozah: C not the target audience.
                        NFL Sunday Ticket: B+ Clever

                        Wicked: B- Didn't pull me in.
                        M&Ms: B. Couple good zingers.
                        Dove: B+. I'm a sucker for these.

                        POTA: C. I'm guessing the movie will be better.Ã??
                        BetMGM: D. Didn't land a single line
                        He gets us: F. As usual.Ã??

                        Mountain Dew: B
                        Lindor: D+
                        Kawasaki: C. I'll be they thought this was so clever.Ã??
                        Popeyes: B+
                        Apartments.com. Terrible.Ã??

                        Pringles: B+

                        Mich Ultra: C+. Would have been better if the CGI budget was more than $100

                        Temu: D- Jesus.

                        CeraVe: B.




                        Starry: D
                        BMW: A
                        State Farm: C- Simpsons did it. Looked like AI...

                        Nerds: C-
                        Twisters: D. Who asked for this?
                        Booking:C-
                        Homes.com: F. How can they be so consistently bad?




                        T-Mobile: C+. Laura Dern saved this. Ok the braff but was good
                        Coors lite: C+
                        BetMGM 2: D- did a random number generator write this?



                        Last edited by dxmnkd316; 02-11-2024, 06:31 PM.
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                        As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                        College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                        BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                        Originally posted by SanTropez
                        May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                        Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                        I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                        Originally posted by Kepler
                        When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                        He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                        • That sound you hear is Michael Hutchence spinning in his grave at 17000+ RPM.
                          the state of hockey is good

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                          • Just a reminder that no matter how slick their ads, the group behind the He Gets Us ads is abhorrent. They would be just fine if several of you reading this simply dropped dead - and would be happy (even enthusiastic) to make that happen given half a chance.

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                            • Originally posted by ticapnews View Post
                              Just a reminder that no matter how slick their ads, the group behind the He Gets Us ads is abhorrent. They would be just fine if several of you reading this simply dropped dead - and would be happy (even enthusiastic) to make that happen given half a chance.
                              This is what my post was referencing, as they had the gall to use an INXS song for it.
                              the state of hockey is good

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                              • Affleck and Damon with Brady lol

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