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  • #16
    Re: Today's "EPIC FAIL" in College Hockey

    Originally posted by MountieBoyOz View Post
    Shouldn't my Clarkson Golden Knights get the EPIC FAIL award?
    Clarkson gets the Lifetime Achievement EPIC FAIL Award for being, decade after decade, so tremendously poor in the playoffs.
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    • #17
      Re: Today's "EPIC FAIL" in College Hockey

      Originally posted by jmh View Post
      Clarkson gets the Lifetime Achievement EPIC FAIL Award for being, decade after decade, so tremendously poor in the playoffs.
      I know, but I always look to add more hardware to the trophy case. Lord knows we need it.
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      • #18
        Re: Today's "EPIC FAIL" in College Hockey

        Originally posted by jmh View Post
        Clarkson gets the Lifetime Achievement EPIC FAIL Award for being, decade after decade, so tremendously poor in the playoffs.
        I'll see your Clarkson, and raise you St. Cloud State...
        Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
        Originally posted by Quizmire
        mns, this is why i love you.

        Originally posted by Markt
        MNS - forking genius.

        Originally posted by asterisk hat
        MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.

        Originally posted by hockeybando
        I am a fan of MNS.

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        • #19
          Re: Today's "EPIC FAIL" in College Hockey

          Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
          I'll see your Clarkson, and raise you St. Cloud State...
          Yeah, but the difference is Clarkson has been around playing DI college hockey forever and wins a ton in the regular season, but then tanks in the playoffs. St. Cloud State... is that even a real school? It sounds like something Betty White made up during the Golden Girls.
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          • #20
            Re: Today's "EPIC FAIL" in College Hockey

            Not from today, but BU's Agganis Arena sent out an email earlier this week with the heading:

            "Terrier Men's Ice Hockey vs. Providence this Saturday - Senior Night"

            (none of the above being correct... )
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            • #21
              Re: Today's "EPIC FAIL" in College Hockey

              Originally posted by jmh View Post
              Yeah, but the difference is Clarkson has been around playing DI college hockey forever and wins a ton in the regular season, but then tanks in the playoffs. St. Cloud State... is that even a real school? It sounds like something Betty White made up during the Golden Girls.
              No, that was St. Olaf. They play in D-III.
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              • #22
                Re: Today's "EPIC FAIL" in College Hockey

                Originally posted by jmh View Post
                Yeah, but the difference is Clarkson has been around playing DI college hockey forever and wins a ton in the regular season, but then tanks in the playoffs. St. Cloud State... is that even a real school? It sounds like something Betty White made up during the Golden Girls.
                Seriously. Hate to kick Clarkson while they're down (one of their worst seasons ever is about to end tonight), but come back and talk SCSU Epic Fail when they own the best winning percentage in college hockey and have entered their conference tournament seeded first 11 times (3 more than any other school) and won only 3 of those. Only 5 conference tournament titles overall and still no national titles in 20 trips to the NCAAs, including going 0-3-1 (lost a total-goals series to Wisconsin in 1981) as a #1 seed and having 14 first-round exits. Total record in NCAA elimination games: 10-23-1.

                SCSU's failures don't begin to compare.
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                • #23
                  Re: Today's "EPIC FAIL" in College Hockey

                  Originally posted by LynahFan View Post

                  SCSU's failures don't begin to compare.
                  They lost to Clarkson.
                  Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
                  Originally posted by Quizmire
                  mns, this is why i love you.

                  Originally posted by Markt
                  MNS - forking genius.

                  Originally posted by asterisk hat
                  MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.

                  Originally posted by hockeybando
                  I am a fan of MNS.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Today's "EPIC FAIL" in College Hockey

                    The Chicago Cubs have nothing on my Knights.
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                    2010-2011 Interlock LPS Co-Champion

                    Well, I'm going to do a farewell tour of upstate New York, hellholes like Plattsburgh. Fred Armisen as Gov. Paterson

                    "There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." - The Doctor (Tom Baker)

                    Team I Like NFL: BUF NBA: NYK MLB: SEA NHL: NYR College Hockey: Clarkson (DI) Oswego (D3) Soccer: USA, Man United, Rangers (newco and all), Scotland NCAAF & B: SU

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                    • #25
                      Re: Today's "EPIC FAIL" in College Hockey

                      Originally posted by MountieBoyOz View Post
                      The Chicago Cubs have nothing on my Knights.
                      Mountie breaks out the nuclear weapons.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Today's "EPIC FAIL" in College Hockey

                        Originally posted by Greyeagle View Post
                        Mountie breaks out the nuclear weapons.
                        Yeah, skipping over the Minnesota Vikings, Detroit Lions, and Marty Schottenheimer.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Today's "EPIC FAIL" in College Hockey

                          Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
                          You could probably award them the season's EPIC FAIL.
                          That might end up going to UVM after tonight.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Today's "EPIC FAIL" in College Hockey

                            On USCHO, the Epic fail in College Hockey is the same everyday: Dave Starman.
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                            • #29
                              Re: Today's "EPIC FAIL" in College Hockey

                              I'm not sure how you match back to back last place finishes. Sigh.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Today's "EPIC FAIL" in College Hockey

                                Originally posted by Jon View Post
                                I'm not sure how you match back to back last place finishes. Sigh.
                                By doing it yourself, like Tech just did.
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