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  • Jesus. Speaking of terrible jokes

    "Ryan Girdusky to Mehdi Hasan: I HOPE YOUR BEEPER DOESN'T GO OF"

    he said this live on CNN. Never heard of this guy but that will be the last time he appears on anything but fox.
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    • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
      Lmao dump rally tomorrow is in a Puerto Rican neighborhood

      dumps team did approve the garbage joke but did apparently cut a joke calling Kamala a c u n t
      Already a protest planned for outside the arena. Apparently that area has a sizable Puerto Rican population.

      You have ****ed up now.
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      I spell Failure with UAF

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      But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
      Originally posted by Doyle Woody
      Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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      • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post

        Well, then those journalists will have some choices to make in chasing that newly freed up $25M
        Half of them will go back to doing real journalism...1/4 will turn into Matt Taibbi and go fascist and the other 1/4 will write books and get spots on CNN and MSNBC.
        "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
        -aparch

        "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
        -INCH

        Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
        -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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        • Originally posted by Jimjamesak View Post
          Already a protest planned for outside the arena. Apparently that area has a sizable Puerto Rican population.

          You have ****ed up now.
          I believe the rally is in Allentown, right?

          well we’re living here in garbage town
          And they’re closing all the factories down
          down in Bethlehem they’re eating cats, stealing our votes and committing crimes

          and we’re living here in garbage town ….

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          • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
            Jesus. Speaking of terrible jokes

            "Ryan Girdusky to Mehdi Hasan: I HOPE YOUR BEEPER DOESN'T GO OF"

            he said this live on CNN. Never heard of this guy but that will be the last time he appears on anything but fox.
            I saw it...phuck CNN and Abby Phillips for that. Yes I blame them they let crap like this go every night on her show and her performative bs after it happened was disgusting. She lets Republicans lie and say vile crap with her low end push back every show...this time Mehdi was ready to fight back and she grows a conscience. Phuck her.

            And the joke sucked even worse after his explanation...you thought he said Hamas? The beepers were Hezbollah you racist phucking twat. Phucking cuck pizzed his pants when Mehdi and the large Black Lady next to him pantsed him on live TV.

            That guy just made Mehdi rich.(er)
            "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
            -aparch

            "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
            -INCH

            Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
            -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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            • My SO said some clown was on MSNBC and said Trump is on pace to get million votes. I don't even need to watch it to know where that bs number came from and why it is in fact...bs.
              "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
              -aparch

              "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
              -INCH

              Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
              -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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              • Voter fraud caught in Minnesota. I'm sure you'll all be shocked to learn it was a Trump voter: https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/...others-behalf/

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                • Mika of Morning Joe is speaking to a round table of women that were massively affected by Dobbs. It's heartbreaking to hear these stories and how all of them were stupid and unnecessary.

                  I just cannot believe in the United States that this is allowed. It's insane.
                  Last edited by ScoobyDoo; 10-29-2024, 08:31 AM.
                  **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                  Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                  Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                  • Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
                    Mika of Morning Joe is speaking to a round table of women that were massively affected by Dobbs. It's heartbreaking to hear these stories and how all of them were stupid and unnecessary.

                    I just cannot believe in the United States that this is allowed. It's insane.
                    Absolutely crazy. And these pro lifers just say ‘god’s will. Protect the unborn’
                    never think twice, hell once, about being pro life of the mothers.
                    a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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                    • Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
                      Mika of Morning Joe is speaking to a round table of women that were massively affected by Dobbs. It's heartbreaking to hear these stories and how all of them were stupid and unnecessary.

                      I just cannot believe in the United States that this is allowed. It's insane.
                      I can believe it, and anyone who went to elementary school should be able to.

                      This is a good portion of every population. They didn't just disappear when we went off to continue to mature and have lives.

                      Laugh along with the common people
                      Laugh along, even though they're laughing at you
                      And the stupid things that you do
                      Because you think that poor is cool

                      Like a dog lying in a corner
                      They will bite you and never warn you
                      Look out, they'll tear your insides out
                      'Cause everybody hates a tourist
                      Especially one who, who thinks it's all such a laugh
                      Yeah, and the chip stain's and grease will come out in the bath

                      You will never understand
                      How it feels to live your life
                      With no meaning or control
                      And with nowhere left to go
                      You are amazed that they exist
                      And they burn so bright whilst you can only wonder why
                      The Left has it half right: it's not their doing, they are the excretion of a system that uses them as kibble. But the solution is not to cuddle with them and ignore their bad moral breath. It's Containment. Keep them as far from power as possible. R and D should team up and split their voting power down the middle so they will never have the ability to ruin every else's lives from ignorance and spite.

                      An abused dog is a tragedy but it is still dangerous. You don't let it near the crib.
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                      • Jeff Bezos is a big *****, and a liar. Nice self serving op ed today about why he told his paper not to endorse anyone for President. Thanks, Jeff. You've destroyed that which you tried to save. Good job. Now go spend some more money on a rocket while our current planet dies.
                        **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                        Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                        Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                        • What makes you think he tried to save anything? Him, Musk, Zuckerburg...they are all the same. It is never about making the world or country better, it is about proving they aren't nerds anymore and that the bullies lost.
                          "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                          -aparch

                          "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                          -INCH

                          Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                          -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                          • Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                            What makes you think he tried to save anything? Him, Musk, Zuckerburg...they are all the same. It is never about making the world or country better, it is about proving they aren't nerds anymore and that the bullies lost.
                            I guess I stupidly want to believe in the goodness of humans. We give those clowns a lot of power and don't tax them for ****. Seems maybe we need to fix that.
                            **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                            Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                            Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                            • Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post

                              I guess I stupidly want to believe in the goodness of humans. We give those clowns a lot of power and don't tax them for ****. Seems maybe we need to fix that.
                              Billionaires and politicians are narcissists by design. They all suck. Don't look there for good humans.
                              "I went over the facts in my head, and admired how much uglier the situation had just become. Over the years I've learned that ignorance is more than just bliss. It's freaking orgasmic ecstasy".- Harry Dresden, Blood Rites


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                              • CNN ran a package about how Latinos reacted, especially those who voted for Trump, I won't even watch it. If you are a minority and voted for Trump this is what you wanted. You thought he wasn't talking about you, well guess what nimrod he was. He has spent 10 years telling you who he is and what he stands for, and you ignored it. Well you reap what you sow azzholes suck it up.

                                edit: I let it play a bit...one guy who has yet to vote was very upset at the comments, hurt even, but that is not enough to get him to make up his mind yet. Cool story bro.
                                "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                                -aparch

                                "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                                -INCH

                                Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                                -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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