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  • Oh I dont doubt some are considering staying home (still dumb) but even I am not cynical enough to think they might vote for Trump to prove a point. You would be better off just going back to Palestine...
    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
    -aparch

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    • No doubt if Biden wins re-election, one of his first acts will be an executive order issuing a sweeping ban on all Muslims and Palestinians trying to enter the United States.
      As someone who is disgusted by Bibi and his government’s handling of this war, I am equally disgusted by the short-sightedness of those threatening to stay home because of Biden’s handling of the situation. Talk about the quintessential example of cutting off one’s nose to spite one’s face.

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      • Biden Placed In Presidential Weeble-Wobble To Keep Him From Falling Down | Babylon Bee



        WASHINGTON, DC — According to sources in the White House, President Biden has been given his very own Weeble-Wobble to help keep him occupied and upright in the months leading up to November's election.

        According to White House staffers, Biden's new bottom-heavy outfit was custom-made by Fisher-Price and is completely bullet-proof in addition to being impossible to knock down. It also sports a spiffy new presidential seal on the front.

        Sources confirmed that if knocked over, Biden will quickly bounce upright due to the state-of-the-art weeble-wobble design.

        "The president is taking a stand for democracy," said Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre as Biden weebled and wobbled behind her. "The right-wing conspiracy theorists who claim that the president is falling down on the job are literally wrong. This is just another example of President Biden bringing stability to our government in these topsy-turvy times."

        "After I signed the packandelempackatlackact into law, my staff gave me this wbegbbobbler - PAUSE," Biden said when asked for comment. "And it only cost four hundred million billion - if you don't like it, yer a... a... well, anyway..."

        At publishing time, former president Donald Trump had criticized Biden's Weeble-Wobble, demanding the pear-shaped contraption be removed for the debates.
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        • In a move that shocks no one Spineless Nikki Haley endorsed Trump. And here I thought she would hold out til the summer. Nimrata is Ron DeSantis with better heels...
          "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
          -aparch

          "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
          -INCH

          Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
          -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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          • The problem is Biden can't afford for voters to sit at home. I don't like margins even if we know the polls are off.

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            • Daily reminders here of how the righty brain is limited to processing comedy like a 7-year old boy. It helps explain the rest of their worldview.
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              • Originally posted by psych View Post
                As someone who is disgusted by Bibi and his government’s handling of this war, I am equally disgusted by the short-sightedness of those threatening to stay home because of Biden’s handling of the situation. Talk about the quintessential example of cutting off one’s nose to spite one’s face.
                Yeah, it's super dumb. I get that the Dems don't do anything to rein in the jackwagons over at DHS, and that it's because they are terrified (as usual) to offend the Oafish Middle. But the GOP will build the ovens. There is a categorical difference between liberal cowardice and fascist enthusiam.
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                • Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                  In a move that shocks no one Spineless Nikki Haley endorsed Trump. And here I thought she would hold out til the summer. Nimrata is Ron DeSantis with better heels...
                  Yep. Just posted in another thread but I'll ask again here, what the hell is wrong with Republicans? Trump ripped her military husband and it does not matter. I don't get it.
                  **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                  Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                  Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                  • Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post

                    Yep. Just posted in another thread but I'll ask again here, what the hell is wrong with Republicans? Trump ripped her military husband and it does not matter. I don't get it.
                    Cringing pursuit of power. What's not to get?

                    The Republicans under Dump are no different from the Baathists under Saddam or Likud under Bibi. It's the same with all authoritarian cults of personality. The mindset of a crime gang: cruelty to those below, worship of those above.
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                    • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                      Cringing pursuit of power. What's not to get?

                      The Republicans under Dump are no different from the Baathists under Saddam or Likud under Bibi. It's the same with all authoritarian cults of personality. The mindset of a crime gang: cruelty to those below, worship of those above.
                      So, that appears to be as un-American as you can get. And now we have TWO Supreme Court justices we can Confirm are un-American. These people are rich. They can leave. Just get the **** outta here.
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                      Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                      Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                      • Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post

                        Yep. Just posted in another thread but I'll ask again here, what the hell is wrong with Republicans? Trump ripped her military husband and it does not matter. I don't get it.
                        She thinks she has a future in the Republican Party. (she doesn't) For the foreseeable future that means you have to be on Trump's good side. Same reason everyone does. He is the only power structure left in that party he purged everyone else. In her brain a 1% chance (endorsing Trump) is better than a 0% chance. (fighting him) I give it 2 weeks before she starts talking about how they are good friends again and how she has nothing but respect and trust for him.

                        For her sake I hope he promised her Veep, because if she did this for a Secretary of State position or something similar she is a phucking moron. Her career dies if he loses she better go for gold.

                        The GOP backed themselves into a corner...they can't win with Trump but they can't survive without him. What's worse is, even if they get smoked in November they can't get rid of Trump or the MAGA wing any time soon. It will take at least 2 election cycles to even really begin to lurch back to some sort of sanity.
                        "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                        -aparch

                        "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                        -INCH

                        Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                        -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                        • Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
                          The problem is Biden can't afford for voters to sit at home. I don't like margins even if we know the polls are off.
                          It would take a rather significant amount of Muslims sitting home for it be a big problem...and come November I don't see that being the case. (same with African Americans)
                          "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                          -aparch

                          "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                          -INCH

                          Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                          -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                          • Originally posted by Handyman View Post

                            She thinks she has a future in the Republican Party. (she doesn't) For the foreseeable future that means you have to be on Trump's good side. Same reason everyone does. He is the only power structure left in that party he purged everyone else. In her brain a 1% chance (endorsing Trump) is better than a 0% chance. (fighting him) I give it 2 weeks before she starts talking about how they are good friends again and how she has nothing but respect and trust for him.

                            For her sake I hope he promised her Veep, because if she did this for a Secretary of State position or something similar she is a phucking moron. Her career dies if he loses she better go for gold.

                            The GOP backed themselves into a corner...they can't win with Trump but they can't survive without him. What's worse is, even if they get smoked in November they can't get rid of Trump or the MAGA wing any time soon. It will take at least 2 election cycles to even really begin to lurch back to some sort of sanity.
                            I don't see any future for any Republican who kisses Trump's ring. They keep losing ground everywhere.
                            **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                            Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                            Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                            • I saw an interesting but absurd (IMO) theory today.

                              Ohio is getting close to kicking Biden off the ballot for November. The theory is that it might be enough to tip the popular vote to trump. If that's the case, we might see a rush of red states passing the popular vote compact between the time of that decision in Ohio and November.

                              Now, I don't think the educated wing of the party would allow them to gamble on the popular vote. It's too much of a risk because now you're fighting turnout in every city across America, including in blue states like CA and NY where you can't suppress the black vote, and if we're all motivated enough, it turns out very badly for the GOP.
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                              • That would ignite a "Get out to vote" firestorm in every city of the US. The Under 30 crowd would take that to heart and make the R's pay in that scenario.
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