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  • When my conservative neighbor comes for dinner this weekend (he's not a MAGA) I'm going to tell him about this amazing cake my wife is making. After dinner she's going to bring out a bowl of cake better. When he obviously asks what that's about I will tell him that it doesn't need to be baked first to be a cake. It has all the same ingredients as a cake, therefore it's a cake.

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    • Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
      When my conservative neighbor comes for dinner this weekend (he's not a MAGA) I'm going to tell him about this amazing cake my wife is making. After dinner she's going to bring out a bowl of cake better. When he obviously asks what that's about I will tell him that it doesn't need to be baked first to be a cake. It has all the same ingredients as a cake, therefore it's a cake.
      Love the idea. Be prepared to explain the metaphor. Except those ingredients you wife had to borrow from him last week.

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      • Scott walker is also painfully dumb.

        on a tweet describing how Wisco is a purple state and now will have chance to be more accurately represented, he replied this:

        “You guys are so stupid. Wisconsin is a purple state because of the Democrat votes packed in Madison and Milwaukee.”

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        • Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
          When my conservative neighbor comes for dinner this weekend (he's not a MAGA) I'm going to tell him about this amazing cake my wife is making. After dinner she's going to bring out a bowl of cake better. When he obviously asks what that's about I will tell him that it doesn't need to be baked first to be a cake. It has all the same ingredients as a cake, therefore it's a cake.
          And after you say that, tell him you’re putting the baby in the freezer and ask if he wants any of his kids to be stored for a while too

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          • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
            “You guys are so stupid. Wisconsin is a purple state because of the Democrat votes packed in Madison and Milwaukee.”
            You mean the two cities where 40% of Wisconsin's entire population lives, Scott?

            This argument is even dumber when the Michigan GOP tries it, since the Detroit and Grand Rapids metros account for at least 55% of Michigan's entire population, and that still leaves out smaller blue cities like Flint, Saggy, and Lansing.
            Last edited by FadeToBlack&Gold; 02-23-2024, 08:03 AM.

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            • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
              Scott walker is also painfully dumb.

              on a tweet describing how Wisco is a purple state and now will have chance to be more accurately represented, he replied this:

              “You guys are so stupid. Wisconsin is a purple state because of the Democrat votes packed in Madison and Milwaukee.”
              What we need is a way to discount urban voters. Like, say, counting them as 3/5ths.
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              • I mean Walker isn't wrong...Wisconsin would be Red if it wasn't for all the people ;^)
                Last edited by Handyman; 02-23-2024, 12:44 PM.
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                • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                  I do think Tommy t is the dumbest member of congress

                  “Reporter: Do you have a reaction to the Alabama Supreme Court ruling?

                  GOP Sen. Tuberville: I was all for it... We need to have more kids

                  Reporter: But IVF is used to have more children and IVF services are paused at some clinics
                  He thinks IVF is another SEC team.

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                  Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
                  iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
                  gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
                  Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
                  Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
                  TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
                  DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

                  Test to see if I can add this.

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                  • https://newrepublic.com/post/179247/...racy-cpac-2024

                    Conservative activist Jack Posobiec joyfully hailed the “end of democracy” at the Conservative Political Action Conference, further emphasizing Republicans’ apparent desire to completely overthrow America as we know it.

                    ...


                    “Welcome to the end of democracy. We are here to overthrow it completely,” Posobiec said as the event began.

                    “We didn’t get all the way there on January 6, but we will endeavor to get rid of it and replace it with this, right here,” he said, gesturing to the crowd and holding up his fist.

                    ...

                    Posobiec then said, to cheers from the audience, “All glory is not to government. All glory to God.”

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                    KDR

                    Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
                    iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
                    gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
                    Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
                    Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
                    TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
                    DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

                    Test to see if I can add this.

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                    • I hold Ryan Walters and Libs of TikTok responsible for the death of Nex Benedict.

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                      • On a dime. Perfect indoctrination.
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                        • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                          I hold Ryan Walters and Libs of TikTok responsible for the death of Nex Benedict.

                          https://www.advocate.com/news/ryan-w...AuRu3t31_qvlkw
                          I think we all do.
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                          • Dump is allegedly considering Tulsi for Veep. My wife could be one bad election and one heart attack away from the President of the United States being her personal enemy.
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                            • Boy this Iam Miles Cheong is a real POS. He posted that the 'Thomson Reuters' former director of data science Zac Kriegman claimed he was fired after sharing his research on race and police killings with colleagues' and cited this stat as evidence he's in the right:

                              Kriegman posted stats showing cops in the US killed more unarmed white people than black people since 2015
                              Except the fact this ignores the fact that whites outnumber blacks 4.9 to 1 while deaths by gun by police were 3,047 for whites to 1626 for blacks 2017-23, meaning blacks were more than 4x as likely to be shot to death by a cop. Kriegman also said BLM contributed to 'deaths of thousands'. You'd think a 'data scientist' would be able to more than just make 'claims' but back it up with, you know, science.
                              Last edited by Slap Shot; 02-25-2024, 02:18 AM.

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                              • With the results in S. Carolina pretty much what most people expected, what in the world is Nikki Haley's endgame here?

                                Does she actually believe that trump is going to be convicted of criminal acts between now and the conventions and somehow that will make a difference and as the only other candidate standing she would swoop in for the nomination? Is she suffering from extremely early onset dementia and actually believes she has a chance and is now going to start winning a bunch of these primaries? Is she absolutely convinced that trump will lose in Novembers and maybe THAT will break his hold on republicans and she is just setting up for 2028? Or is this simply a republican ploy to make sure trump stays in the news because there is still theoretically a "horserace" and he'll continue to get free publicity?

                                My money is on the latter.

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