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  • Originally posted by Handyman View Post
    There is a fun meme going around where people talk up the conspiracy between the 49ers and Chiefs to get Mahomes to KC so he could get Travis Kelce famous enough to date Taylor Swift and ruin football for everyone. Some even having Joe Montana going to the Chiefs as the origins!

    Meanwhile all the beta cucks on the Right are now sucking up to liberal San Fran begging for them to win because if KC wins Taylor Swift will get Biden re-elected (somehow she won't if they lose?) which will lead to WW3 and everyone will die. And no...I am not making that up.
    They do know that Nikki Haley.....err, I mean, Nancy Pelosi, is from San Francisco, right? And is a Niners fan?
    What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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    • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post

      “Will I still get my social security check if we secede??”

      I love boomers. I’m all for their secession
      I'll still get paid in US dollars, right?
      What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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      • Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
        Go Chiefs. There's another meme that has Taylor Swift on the cover of Madden '24.
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        • I'm sure this guy is a MAGAt trump voter. 18 years for firebombing a church. I wonder how much time he would have gotten if he firebombed a church because it was an evangelical Christian church and not because it was a church set to host drag shows?

          Frankly, the only fitting outcome to this once he heaved those molotov cocktails was if the flames would have licked back his way and burnt him to a crisp. While I don't necessarily believe the state should be killing people I don't mind at all if Karma does them in. This piece of stool will be plenty young enough after only 18 years behind bars. He'll have decades to hate. If we lived in a just world, these people would get the same kind of treatment in jail child molesting priests get.

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          • Originally posted by rufus View Post

            They do know that Nikki Haley.....err, I mean, Nancy Pelosi, is from San Francisco, right? And is a Niners fan?
            Yup...but they believe 99% of the world hates Taylor Swift...think about that leap in logic!
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            • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post

              “Will I still get my social security check if we secede??”

              I love boomers. I’m all for their secession
              That is my favorite real comment made by a Boomer Texan!
              "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
              -aparch

              "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
              -INCH

              Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
              -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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              • Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                There is a fun meme going around where people talk up the conspiracy between the 49ers and Chiefs to get Mahomes to KC so he could get Travis Kelce famous enough to date Taylor Swift and ruin football for everyone. Some even having Joe Montana going to the Chiefs as the origins!
                I'm not saying it was Len Dawson, but...
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                • Maybe next time.

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                  • I saw that...good lord what an embarrassing piece of theater this is.
                    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                    -aparch

                    "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                    -INCH

                    Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                    -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                    • Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
                      Nothing is more alpha male than being afraid of Taylor Swift.
                      I thought that was a parody account?


                      Please tell me it's a parody account.
                      I gotta little bit of smoke and a whole lotta wine...

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                      • Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
                        Nothing is more alpha male than being afraid of Taylor Swift.
                        The best is the theory going around that it doesn't make sense for Kelce to date a middle-aged woman who has sex with guys and no time because she's on tour. He must be gay.

                        I just about laughed myself into a stroke on that one.
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                        When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
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                        • Originally posted by WeAreNDHockey View Post
                          I'm sure this guy is a MAGAt trump voter. 18 years for firebombing a church. I wonder how much time he would have gotten if he firebombed a church because it was an evangelical Christian church and not because it was a church set to host drag shows?

                          Frankly, the only fitting outcome to this once he heaved those molotov cocktails was if the flames would have licked back his way and burnt him to a crisp. While I don't necessarily believe the state should be killing people I don't mind at all if Karma does them in. This piece of stool will be plenty young enough after only 18 years behind bars. He'll have decades to hate. If we lived in a just world, these people would get the same kind of treatment in jail child molesting priests get.
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                          • Originally posted by aparch View Post

                            I'm hearing that at the Super Bowl, Taylor Swift will ascend to the right hand of God the Father, and from there, she will come to judge the living and the dead.
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                            • Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                              I also want to help Texas in their pursuit of secession! The Dems will own the federal government for the rest of my life!
                              They owe the federals for the space center. All those innerstates. Va hospitals. Bunch of stuff that ain’t free.
                              pretty sure all us make out :-)
                              a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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                              • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                                I'm hearing that at the Super Bowl, Taylor Swift will ascend to the right hand of God the Father, and from there, she will come to judge the living and the dead.
                                Amen.
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