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  • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post

    100%. I'm not categorically against it. But when you mix in this country's penchant for -isms, it's a really bad combo to give the state power over life.

    And I don't know how you **** that up. You literally just flood it with n2.
    I think part of the reason that states continue to **** this up is that there are very very few doctors who would consult and provide expertise on how to kill someone. An anesthesiologist is probably the best person to keep someone comfortable, but for good reasons, I do not think there is on present at the vast majority of state killings.
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    • Originally posted by WisconsinWildcard View Post

      I think part of the reason that states continue to **** this up is that there are very very few doctors who would consult and provide expertise on how to kill someone. An anesthesiologist is probably the best person to keep someone comfortable, but for good reasons, I do not think there is on present at the vast majority of state killings.
      Very likely. But I'm sure someone who went to school for industrial hygiene and safety would also be quite capable.

      The interesting thing is, most of the lines in our codebooks and standards come from a blood toll. Someone died or came very close for each line in those books. So we're basically rewriting them in reverse. Very weird.

      also, I don't see why they don't just use like 2 g of fentanyl. I'm sure china would be happy to produce all the fentanyl or heroin we want for executions.
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      • Oklahoma republicans have passed a censure condemming senator james Lankford.

        why?

        the crime of working with dems on immigration bill.

        drew and rube: why is it so divisive???

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        • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
          Oklahoma republicans have passed a censure condemming senator james Lankford.

          why?

          the crime of working with dems on immigration bill.

          drew and rube: why is it so divisive???
          So shocking.
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          Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
          Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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          • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
            Oklahoma republicans have passed a censure condemming senator james Lankford.
            He pointed out that we don't have a border agreement because the GOP is blocking it while screaming it is an emergency.

            You get censured now just for speaking a fact.
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            • Nothing is more alpha male than being afraid of Taylor Swift.

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              • Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
                Nothing is more alpha male than being afraid of Taylor Swift.
                For a $70k bonus check? The woman who is currently on the highest ever grossing concert tour is dating a football dude because of a $70k bonus check?
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                But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
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                • Originally posted by Jimjamesak View Post
                  For a $70k bonus check? The woman who is currently on the highest ever grossing concert tour is dating a football dude because of a $70k bonus check?
                  Yeah, that goes the other way. Now we know why a guy who only gets a lousy $70K wants to date *her*. See Brady, Tom and Bundchen, Giselle.
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                  • Hope you're sitting down when reading this....did you know that many republicans are hypocrites? Good on the interviewer for sticking to his guns.

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                    • Originally posted by LynahFan View Post

                      Yeah, that goes the other way. Now we know why a guy who only gets a lousy $70K wants to date *her*. See Brady, Tom and Bundchen, Giselle.
                      I tend to believe that Travis Kelce knows he’s the trophy in this relationship.
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                      Originally posted by UAFIceAngel
                      But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
                      Originally posted by Doyle Woody
                      Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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                      • There is a fun meme going around where people talk up the conspiracy between the 49ers and Chiefs to get Mahomes to KC so he could get Travis Kelce famous enough to date Taylor Swift and ruin football for everyone. Some even having Joe Montana going to the Chiefs as the origins!

                        Meanwhile all the beta cucks on the Right are now sucking up to liberal San Fran begging for them to win because if KC wins Taylor Swift will get Biden re-elected (somehow she won't if they lose?) which will lead to WW3 and everyone will die. And no...I am not making that up.
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                        • Go Chiefs. There's another meme that has Taylor Swift on the cover of Madden '24.
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                          Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                          Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                          • I also want to help Texas in their pursuit of secession! The Dems will own the federal government for the rest of my life!
                            "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                            -aparch

                            "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                            -INCH

                            Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
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                            • Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                              I also want to help Texas in their pursuit of secession! The Dems will own the federal government for the rest of my life!
                              “Will I still get my social security check if we secede??”

                              I love boomers. I’m all for their secession

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                              • Originally posted by Jimjamesak View Post
                                I tend to believe that Travis Kelce knows he’s the trophy in this relationship.
                                Just think of all the songs he's gonna inspire.
                                What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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