The States: Maybe A National Divorce Is A Good Idea After All

[aparch]

Frances Scott key bridge in Baltimore collapses after it’s hit by a ship. Cars have gone into the water

https://www.wbaltv.com/article/balti...ridge/60303975

Beltway closed, two people rescued, still seven people (or more unaccounted for). Bridge was struck at 1:30 am and immediately collapsed.

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Frances Scott key bridge in Baltimore collapses after it’s hit by a ship. Cars have gone into the water

[French Rage]

Such small government: https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/florida...ban-rcna144950

Also good luck enforcing that. Everyone always tells the truth online and VPNs don't exist.

[Drew S.]

Men who drive Volkswagen hatchbacks get real angry https://www.boston.com/news/local-ne...p_featurestack

[MissThundercat]

He seems nice.

https://www.1011now.com/2024/03/20/n...vbKJ6Uk5kyDbz8

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Oh, Jeff. Naked and covered in vegetable oil

https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota...n-drug-charges

[Handyman]

Oh I knew that...they talk about it on a tour of the capitol. I laughed hard about.

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

TIL that Virginia kept asking for their traitor flag back.

get ****ed, losers

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/z8LLtY8GHj

[dxmnkd316]

Texans are especially fond of LGBTQ porn.

Ron White had a joke about that once.

[MissThundercat]

Wait until Ted Cruz can't find his favorite video.

Texans are especially fond of LGBTQ porn.

[bronconick]

Wait... That seems to imply Texas is making it tougher for someone underage to make it onto those platforms... That seems..... Very unlike Texas, lol.

Also, there gonna be a lot of mad dudes in Texas this weekend....

Wait until Ted Cruz can't find his favorite video.

[Kepler]

The party of small government, ladies and gentlemen:

https://www.foodandwine.com/florida-...lation-8609560

I realized recently that conservatives want to control you, while liberals only want to control your racism, your sexism, your homophobia, and your xenophobia, etc.

I assume this actually is not ideology, but just simply that DeSantis is on the take from Big Meat.

[burd]

The party of small government, ladies and gentlemen:

https://www.foodandwine.com/florida-...lation-8609560

I realized recently that conservatives want to control you, while liberals only want to control your racism, your sexism, your homophobia, and your xenophobia, etc.

I don't consider myself a cynic, but in this full-on capitalist system it seems that all (both) politically viable groups want to control you for your money.

[LynahFan]

The party of small government, ladies and gentlemen:

https://www.foodandwine.com/florida-...lation-8609560

I realized recently that conservatives want to control you, while liberals only want to control your racism, your sexism, your homophobia, and your xenophobia, etc.

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

I don't know what the solution is.

This is what people say when they don't like the solutions that are obvious, because they would be personally inconvenienced. It's sort of like being Minnesota Nice about the jello salad someone brought to the potluck - "It's different", or "It's growing on me."