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  • Originally posted by French Rage View Post
    Scott Adams is cancelling all business trips to NY!!!11111!!11! :O :O :O :O
    I haven't been to Texas or Florida since 2019, but unfortunately it seems my personal spending decisions don't have much effect on their politics and policies. Somehow I doubt New York will miss one low-level millionaire's business.

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    • Originally posted by rufus View Post
      Waiting for them to rule that an egg is actually chicken.
      Abstinence is murder. Woman saying no is a felony.
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      • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

        Abstinence is murder. Woman saying no is a felony.
        Thou shall not spill thy seed upon the ground.
        What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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        • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

          Woman saying no is a felony.
          And men saying no is unnatural.

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          • I saw that the US is ridiculously rated low for life expectancy and decided to look up the average by state. Any guess as to the common theme for the lowest rated states? Oh also crime and deaths by firearms.

            But hooray for your lower taxes!!
            Last edited by Slap Shot; 02-21-2024, 12:50 PM.

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            • Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
              I saw that the US is ridiculously rated low for life expectancy and decided to look up the average by state. Any guess as to the common theme for the lowest rated states? Oh also crime and deaths by firearms.

              But hooray for your lower taxes!!
              10 Highest and 10 lowest states:

              Cornell University
              National Champion 1967, 1970
              ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
              Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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              • So Ottawa Impact can't agree on $4M to get the health administrator to go away, and now need to agree to pay John Gibbs to go away. He's asking for $630K.
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                • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                  So Ottawa Impact can't agree on $4M to get the health administrator to go away, and now need to agree to pay John Gibbs to go away. He's asking for $630K.
                  Free-dumb isn't free.

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                  • Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post

                    Free-dumb isn't free.
                    He was placed on leave today.
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                    • …..and TN pulls back to within a length of FL at the derplympics:

                      https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/21/us/te...eaj/index.html

                      Edit: and now Texas refuses to go quietly with a strong kick down the backstretch:

                      https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/22/us/da...eaj/index.html

                      (funny that this is in Barber’s Hill)

                      Money shot: “being an American requires conformity with the positive benefit of unity,”

                      Funny. Enforced conformity for minorities, rugged individualism and liberty for whites. Is that how this works now?
                      Last edited by LynahFan; 02-23-2024, 05:03 PM.
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                      • Pretty sure that isn't legal...not that Tennessee cares.
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                        • Given the ruling in Alabama, can I claim my sperm as dependents on my taxes? The EITC for a single head of household with 200,000,000 children must be impressive.

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                          • I mean, no? Sperm aren't embryos.
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                            I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                            Originally posted by Kepler
                            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                            • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                              I mean, no? Sperm aren't embryos.
                              And embryos aren't children, but here we are...

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                              • Living in Alaska I'm tempted to have some embryos frozen then apply for PFDs for every one of them. An extra $20k every year? Sign me up!
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