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  • Indian(dot) man arrested for raping lizard.

    Four Indian poachers were arrested for carrying weapons into a nature preserve, and one of them confessed to raping a lizard while there. Video of the encounter was found on his phone.

    Yep, that beats Florida Man.
    What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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    Mock it if you will, but Jeb2020 finds the story of his conception beautiful.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by French Rage View Post
      Mock it if you will, but Jeb2020 finds the story of his conception beautiful.
      I've heard tell Jebbie's mom has a tongue like a lizard.
      What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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      • #4
        India is the closest "superpower" country to the 3rd world hands down.... Sure they are financially advanced in some areas of the country, but they also still have areas that lack indoor plumbing... So it's not surprising to hear of stuff straight out of the backwoods as the banjo from Deliverance plays in the background....
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        • #5
          Originally posted by RaceBoarder View Post
          India is the closest "superpower" country to the 3rd world hands down.... Sure they are financially advanced in some areas of the country, but they also still have areas that lack indoor plumbing... So it's not surprising to hear of stuff straight out of the backwoods as the banjo from Deliverance plays in the background....
          My Brazilian friends have told me stories about what happens an hour outside the major cities.

          But yeah India is so much more depressing because guys you've had almost all of human history to get your act together.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Kepler View Post

            My Brazilian friends have told me stories about what happens an hour outside the major cities.

            But yeah India is so much more depressing because guys you've had almost all of human history to get your act together.
            Brazil isn't a ton better, but they are an order of magnitude smaller than India in both population and a business sense. If India were to disappear tomorrow, so does a good chunk of the globe's economic infrastructure.
            It's never too early to start the Pre-game festivities

            Go Cats!!! GO BLACKHAWKS!

            Cuck the Fubs... Let's Go WHITE SOX!!!

            Wildcat Born, Wildcat Bred....

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            • #7
              Originally posted by RaceBoarder View Post

              Brazil isn't a ton better, but they are an order of magnitude smaller than India in both population and a business sense. If India were to disappear tomorrow, so does a good chunk of the globe's economic infrastructure.
              But it's easily replaceable. I'm looking at you, Africa.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                  But it's easily replaceable. I'm looking at you, Africa.
                  Oh, absolutely... Africa will be the next destination for offshore-ing as it continues to develop...
                  It's never too early to start the Pre-game festivities

                  Go Cats!!! GO BLACKHAWKS!

                  Cuck the Fubs... Let's Go WHITE SOX!!!

                  Wildcat Born, Wildcat Bred....

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