MLB 2020: We'll Play Ball, I Guess.

[Kepler]

It's still April.

Shut your whore mouth.

[Proud2baLaker]

Points for commitment to the bit.

My favorite is the Arkansas School for the Deaf. They are the Leopards. The Deaf Leopards.

(Yes, they were the Leopards since like the 40s but still a hilarious coincidence)

[Spartanforlife4]

MadBum throws a no-hitter in game 2 of a DH, but it’s not an official no-hitter since it’s only seven innings.

https://twitter.com/cut4/status/1386...933334532?s=21

[French Rage]

My favorite is the Arkansas School for the Deaf. They are the Leopards. The Deaf Leopards.

(Yes, they were the Leopards since like the 40s but still a hilarious coincidence)

Armageddon the joke.

[Spartanforlife4]

You can now spell asshat with the AL West standings.

Took eight years for that to happen.

[aparch]

Took eight years for that to happen.

Yup.
https://twitter.com/wildwestwx/statu...01247480979457

[unofan]

The Angels game tonight will be the first time since Babe Ruth that the MLB leader in home runs will also be a starting pitcher.

Fark the DH.

[Spartanforlife4]

The Angels game tonight will be the first time since Babe Ruth that the MLB leader in home runs will also be a starting pitcher.

Fark the DH.

Despite being a straight nine proponent, isn’t this a fact in favor of the DH? It’s a couple months shy of exactly 100 years since it previously happened. While cool, not exactly showing off the batting prowess of pitchers over the last century.

[Kepler]

Despite being a straight nine proponent, isn’t this a fact in favor of the DH? It’s a couple months shy of exactly 100 years since it previously happened. While cool, not exactly showing off the batting prowess of pitchers over the last century.

No.

In any case, there never need be -- nor can there be -- any empirical evidence for or against the proposition of the DH. The DH is a moral crime, and you cannot derive an ought from an is.

[jerphisch]

Despite being a straight nine proponent, isn’t this a fact in favor of the DH? It’s a couple months shy of exactly 100 years since it previously happened. While cool, not exactly showing off the batting prowess of pitchers over the last century.

I think it's really an argument to never let him pitch again so he doesn't miss any more seasons.

[Spartanforlife4]

Dodgers are 13-2 with a run differential of 41. That’s on pace to go 140-22 and a differential of 442.

Since I posted this they’ve gone 2-7 and don’t even have the outright lead in their division anymore, let alone the entire league. Now on pace for a 101 wins, which ordinarily would still be outstanding, but there are four other teams on pace to match or outdo that.

Run differential is down to 29, which puts them way off the mark for that record breaking year, now projected to not even crack 200. Looking at past years, that still wouldn’t be bad, but in 2019 they were +273.

[Kepler]

Welp. Least we're not the Tigers.

[Kepler]

This was fun to see live.

[French Rage]

That came much closer to working than it should have: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TNXiJGnOus

[Kepler]

That came much closer to working than it should have: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TNXiJGnOus

That was interesting but my god who is that commenter? Talk about punchable. That's the guy who leaves the bar through the window and then nobody in the bar saw anything when the cops show up.