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  • Welp.

    We have a friend: full bird Colonel, USAF. Cyber expert. Black. 20 years ago he worked for Dr. Mrs. on the Hill. Really sweet guy.

    He's retiring from the AF.

    He has two private sector job offers. The first job he will ever have outside the military.

    Any guesses?

    Spoiler: each over $500k.
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    • Wife sent me this message verbatim a few hours ago. Granted it was a bit after 1 a.m....


      Tug and fffcoandff my Cusitic it ooh mt

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      • Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
        Wife sent me this message verbatim a few hours ago. Granted it was a bit after 1 a.m....


        Tug and fffcoandff my Cusitic it ooh mt
        Handcuffing cutoff, sodomitic fatty.

        Sorry. That was for me.


        Last edited by Kepler; 04-20-2022, 05:11 PM.
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        • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
          Welp.

          We have a friend: full bird Colonel, USAF. Cyber expert. Black. 20 years ago he worked for Dr. Mrs. on the Hill. Really sweet guy.

          He's retiring from the AF.

          He has two private sector job offers. The first job he will ever have outside the military.

          Any guesses?

          Spoiler: each over $500k.
          I had a cousin retire full bird Colonel from the USAF too. He flew those big refuelers. The KC-135. He works for UPS now. Flies their flagship 747s. Regularly takes laps around the Pacific. Louisville-Anchorage-Seoul-Hong Kong-Sydney-Honolulu-Dubai-Cologne are all regular stops for him. I've never asked but I can't imagine how much he's making. Probably not as much as your friend but he's certainly living comfortably.
          Last edited by Proud2baLaker; 04-21-2022, 10:27 AM.

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          • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

            Any guesses?]
            CrowdStrike?
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            • Originally posted by Proud2baLaker View Post

              I had a cousin retire full bird Colonel from the USAF too. He flew those big refuelers. The KC-135. He works for UPS now. Flies their flagship 747s. Regularly takes laps around the Pacific. Louisville-Anchorage-Seoul-Hong Kong-Sydney-Honoluli-Dubai-Cologne are all regular stops for him. I've never asked but I can't imagine how much he's making. Probably now as much as your friend but he's certainly living comfortably.
              I've undoubtedly met him.
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              • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                Welp.

                We have a friend: full bird Colonel, USAF. Cyber expert. Black. 20 years ago he worked for Dr. Mrs. on the Hill. Really sweet guy.

                He's retiring from the AF.

                He has two private sector job offers. The first job he will ever have outside the military.

                Any guesses?

                Spoiler: each over $500k.
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                He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                • My supervisor loves asking me to come in on my days off.

                  My solution has been to simply not pick up the phone or respond to texts.
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                  • Originally posted by Jimjamesak View Post
                    I've undoubtedly met him.
                    You probably have. I see him post about having to dig out his Anchorage truck when he goes through there in the winter. I think he may have only been a Lt. Colonel though. I can't remember. If you met a UPS pilot named Scott, flying a 747 it was almost certainly him.

                    During a period of the pandemic he flew into Dubai and had to stay a few nights. The hotel was basically shut down so he was one of the only people there so they gave him a suite. It was the entire floor.

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                    • Originally posted by geezer View Post
                      CrowdStrike?
                      I'm not sure, I think one of them is Amazon.

                      Dude is straight cyber. He may have never even been on an airplane in his life.
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                      • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                        I'm not sure, I think one of them is Amazon.

                        Dude is straight cyber. He may have never even been on an airplane in his life.
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                        • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                          I'm not sure
                          This is the most unsatisfying possible conclusion to a guessing game
                          Huskies are very intelligent and trainable. Huskies make an excellent jogging companion, as long as it is not too hot. Grooming is minimal; bathing is normally unnecessary.
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                          • Originally posted by geezer View Post
                            This is the most unsatisfying possible conclusion to a guessing game
                            The guessing was the money, not the firms.
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                            • Question for psych and others who have worked in similar situations:

                              Ever dealt with an incident that broke you?

                              Last night at my job, I had a resident in behavior protocol for over three hours. She was screaming at us, spitting on us, said "f you" frequently to us, banged on the office windows hard to get our attention, etc. She does this often and I agree with other coworkers who believe this person should be transferred to a home where they are equipped to deal with behaviors like this.

                              By the time she finished, I barely had the energy to finish wiping down the kitchen or finish charting.
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                              • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                                Question for psych and others who have worked in similar situations:

                                Ever dealt with an incident that broke you?

                                Last night at my job, I had a resident in behavior protocol for over three hours. She was screaming at us, spitting on us, said "f you" frequently to us, banged on the office windows hard to get our attention, etc. She does this often and I agree with other coworkers who believe this person should be transferred to a home where they are equipped to deal with behaviors like this.

                                By the time she finished, I barely had the energy to finish wiping down the kitchen or finish charting.
                                Wow - didn’t realize you worked with corporate VPs…. ;-)
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