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    States with Their Human Names
    Last edited by Kepler; 01-29-2023, 07:16 AM.
    Cornell University
    National Champion 1967, 1970
    ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
    Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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    • Link didn’t work for me - just got a big, empty rectangle.

      Oh, wait…..
      If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?

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      • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post

        My plan to show underboob at mariucci tomorrow night is now ruined
        mookie likes to go out and show underball every now and then
        a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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        • Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post

          mookie likes to go out and show underball every now and then
          I wear a thong at Lynah for just this reason.

          Last edited by Kepler; 01-29-2023, 07:17 AM.
          Cornell University
          National Champion 1967, 1970
          ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
          Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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          • Anyone on here sell brain bleach
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            College Hockey 6       College Football 0
            BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
            Originally posted by SanTropez
            May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
            Originally posted by bigblue_dl
            I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
            Originally posted by Kepler
            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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            • Kep, you $exy beast.

              Christ, we could type **** on here for a year, but you now can't write ess eee xxx yyy
              What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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              • And I have a hobby that involves showing scantily clad boob.
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                • -12 this morning and you still couldn’t pay me to live in the cesspool called Florida

                  https://twitter.com/noliewithbtc/sta...h00-TAxeqnKrKw

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                  • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                    And I have a hobby that involves showing scantily clad boob.
                    A fellow philatelist!
                    Cornell University
                    National Champion 1967, 1970
                    ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                    Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                    • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                      -12 this morning and you still couldn’t pay me to live in the cesspool called Florida

                      https://twitter.com/noliewithbtc/sta...h00-TAxeqnKrKw
                      On the bright side, Florida's freedom humpers are also reconsidering whether to require female scholastic athletes to report on their menstruation.

                      https://joycevance.substack.com/p/th...m_medium=email

                      Florida watch: From the sublime to the serious—in late January, the Florida High School Athletics Association’s sports medicine advisory committee renewed its previous consideration of a recommendation that, if adopted as a mandatory measure, would require student athletes to submit shockingly intrusive and personal information about their menstrual periods to school officials. This is far from an innocent inquiry, in light of efforts in Florida, as in other red states, to make abortion inaccessible.

                      Despite earlier reports that the questions had been made mandatory, that hasn’t happened yet. There is likely to be more discussion of the matter this week, although a formal vote isn’t expected until the committee meets in late February. Florida’s female student athletes have been asked to answer a number of questions about their periods for almost two decades, but until now, a response was optional and a doctor’s sign-off on the forms themselves, without any disclosure to officials at the girl’s school, was all that was required to be approved to play.
                      Freedom!
                      I gotta little bit of smoke and a whole lotta wine...

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                      • That’s not a new story though- been around a while. Has something changed?

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                        • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                          -12 this morning and you still couldn’t pay me to live in the cesspool called Florida

                          https://twitter.com/noliewithbtc/sta...h00-TAxeqnKrKw
                          A slightly ironic twist to this situation is that kids in high schools wouldn’t be able to checkout from the library the very book that GOP love to unknowingly reference when shouting about Big Brother and not understanding that they themselves are BB.
                          "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                          "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

                          "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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                          • Ice storm hitting Dallas. Schools closing and power can be cut after 4pm and issue will last until Wednesday morning

                            power outages are fun in the winter eh!

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                            • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                              Ice storm hitting Dallas. Schools closing and power can be cut after 4pm and issue will last until Wednesday morning

                              power outages are fun in the winter eh!
                              Thanks Brandon!

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                              • I assume Ted couldn't be reached for comment at the airport?
                                "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                                -aparch

                                "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                                -INCH

                                Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
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