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  • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    I'd take the worst blizzard in history over a hurricane, much less like a cat 5
    I dunno.
    Last edited by Kepler; 10-29-2022, 07:26 PM.
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    • The UMD Fans of the Week look like Walter and Jesse.
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      • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
        The UMD Fans of the Week look like Walter and Jesse.
        Imagine what they’d look like in grand forks or St. Cloud

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        • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post

          Imagine what they’d look like in grand forks or St. Cloud
          Like a "Faces of Meth" poster.

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          • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post

            Imagine what they’d look like in grand forks or St. Cloud
            My wife was called out as Fan of the Game in the 2018-2019 season. I forget which game. As best I can tell, they pick from first-time season ticket holders. She bought us season tickets as her wedding gift to me. Her name was up on the board and she received a pullover jacket.
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            • If you want to be a "fan of the game" for the Wild just have upper deck seats and get there right as doors open. (wear a jersey obviously) I was the "Anderson Windows Fan of the Game" twice doing that. Went from nosebleeds to right behind the opposing bench!
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              • I’d rather have the nosebleeds in the Xcel. You get a far better view of the game from there. Upper deck, first row in the corners, they’re best seats in that place.
                "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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                • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                  I dunno.
                  Jesus. ****.

                  ok. I stand corrected. I'll take the seconnd worst

                  26 feet. ****
                  that's going to give me nightmares
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                  Originally posted by SanTropez
                  May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                  Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                  I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                  Originally posted by Kepler
                  When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                  He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                  • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post

                    Jesus. ****.

                    ok. I stand corrected. I'll take the seconnd worst

                    26 feet. ****
                    that's going to give me nightmares
                    Yeah, I'm not used to casualty reports from towns which read no survivors. Especially not since oil transport and modern medicine. It reads like an entire region being caught in an avalanche.
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                    • Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                      If you want to be a "fan of the game" for the Wild just have upper deck seats and get there right as doors open. (wear a jersey obviously) I was the "Anderson Windows Fan of the Game" twice doing that. Went from nosebleeds to right behind the opposing bench!
                      Meh. You’ve never been the wiener winner at Mariucci

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                      • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post

                        Imagine what they’d look like in grand forks or St. Cloud
                        See, I have no idea what that connotes. I'm sure it means something, but you hafta remember that as a good coastal elitist I cannot distinguish between all places west of Cleveland and east of Denver.
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                        • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                          Meh. You’ve never been the wiener winner at Mariucci
                          Well I did once win the mini sticks (with former poster Santa Lucia) but Goldy gave them to the wrong row.

                          And of course that was the origin of the thread "Hey Goldy, You Blew It" which lead to the downfall of USCHO ;^)
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                          "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
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                          • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                            Yeah, I'm not used to casualty reports from towns which read no survivors. Especially not since oil transport and modern medicine. It reads like an entire region being caught in an avalanche.
                            Yeah, that got me too.


                            looking at a topographical map, makes sense. Just surprising being that close to a large body of warm water. .
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                            BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                            Originally posted by SanTropez
                            May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                            Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                            I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                            Originally posted by Kepler
                            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                            • We other states can only stand and admire. Mississippi? West Virginia? North Dakota? Not even close. I give you: Florida.
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                              • More Florida. Note the heart.
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