The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

[dxmnkd316]

Red states want to finance tax cuts

“A group of twenty one Republican state attorneys general sent a letter to Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen on Tuesday, demanding that she refuse to implement a provision in the American Rescue Plan which prohibits states from using $350 billion in stimulus on financing tax cuts.”

Hope she just wipes her *** with copies of the letter and returns them.

[Kepler]

I have the homesick feels.

[Slap Shot]

https://twitter.com/mjs_DC/status/13...700478470?s=20

Mark Joseph Stern @mjs_DC
The Heritage Foundation’s Zack Smith, arguing against DC statehood, says DC residents “already impact the national debate” because members of Congress see their yard signs while driving to work.

[MissThundercat]

Michigan's about to lose its federally allocated COVID relief funds because our predominantly R state leg tied the relief to Whitmer's authority to do anything about the pandemic.

[dxmnkd316]

Vote in derps, get derp in return.

[MissThundercat]

All of us non-derps are in the cities. Shirkey and Chatfield are from rural-ish areas.

[MissThundercat]

In MI, we had enough non-derps to earn a Dem governor in 2018 and turn MI blue for President last year. In 2018, we voted, much to the dismay of derps, to redraw the lines via independent redistricting commission. ****ed the derps right off.

[Kepler]

These purple states come down to the Final Solution suppression efforts by the Nazis. If they succeed, those states will remain third world for a few more cycles before the wave crashes through.

But these ****s' only chance for long-term national control is what we saw attempted on 1/6. They are dying and that's why they are so desperate. Keep the pressure on, keep pushing them back into their holes and under their rocks. Turn their last few states into reservations and ring the borders with razor wire. Then turn off the welfare transfer from the blue states.

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Lawn Guyland

[Kepler]

Lawn Guyland

I'll allow it.

The L.I. residents who say "Lawn Guyland" are from Nassau County, and Hempstead is indeed in Nassau County, although judging from the article the people involved likely speak less like this and more like EPMD (Wyandanche).

The more you know: the vast majority of the residents of L.I. do not have that accent, and loathe it 10x more than you do.

[MissThundercat]

Doing food delivery, I was in a very red area of Kent County Sunday, and someone thought buying a huge flag saying "f Biden" was a wise choice with their money.

Seeing that, I think Kepler is partially right. Maybe not run for NYC, but try for Ann Arbor or an area of Michigan where the derp isn't on full display at least.

[Spartanforlife4]

Doing food delivery, I was in a very red area of Kent County Sunday, and someone thought buying a huge flag saying "f Biden" was a wise choice with their money.

Seeing that, I think Kepler is partially right. Maybe not run for NYC, but try for Ann Arbor or an area of Michigan where the derp isn't on full display at least.

I have seen more than one house with toilets in their yard referencing Whitmer’s “throne.”

Destroying your front yard with old toilets and a poorly painted plywood sign is certainly one way to own the libs.

[Kepler]

I have seen more than one house with toilets in their yard referencing Whitmer’s “throne.”

Destroying your front yard with old toilets and a poorly painted plywood sign is certainly one way to own the libs.

To be fair, those people had toilets in their front yards anyway.

[ScoobyDoo]

Well, I'll be cleaning spit off my screen for the next 1/2 an hour now. Thanks, guys.

[Handyman]

You know I am going to be in Michigan for a few days next week...I am looking forward to seeing the derp so I can feel better about living in Minneapolis ;^)