The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

I'm just going to ignore that ridiculous remark. It'll be good for my BP.

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

I’m assuming this is the story Jim linked this weekend.

kudos on the picture selection

https://mobile.twitter.com/twoeightn...89417015209984

[Kepler]

Liberals who are reasonable also believe in some kind of higher power.

Magical thinking isn't reasonable. Unless by "higher power" you mean laws of nature don't change because we want them to.

No, wait. That's religion.

I don't want religiosity to be done away with. It is the most useful and cost effective social control system humans created for dealing with the bottom half of the species. There has to be a way to convince people to not be as-sholes and at least half of humanity is not capable of getting that message in any other form than by a threat by some Cosmic Abusive Daddy. So, by all means, inculcate that, heck, even in the schools. It doesn't matter it's fake -- the folks who don't suss that out by 12 years old weren't going to accomplish anything anyway and this keeps the lid on them.

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Kudos to Des Moines for this

https://mobile.twitter.com/RuralUSA2...06609765093381

[Jimjamesak]

I’m assuming this is the story Jim linked this weekend.

kudos on the picture selection

https://mobile.twitter.com/twoeightn...89417015209984

Yup.

And the Mayor admitted he was having an "inappropriate relationship" with the reporter and just resigned.

[Kepler]

Yup.

And the Mayor admitted he was having an "inappropriate relationship" with the reporter and just resigned.

This story is still missing a final twist, like it turns out the Mayor actually was a pedophile.

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Yup.

And the Mayor admitted he was having an "inappropriate relationship" with the reporter and just resigned.

Guessing he’s no longer banging her given the transcript of the voicemail from last night

[Handyman]

Kudos to Des Moines for this

https://mobile.twitter.com/RuralUSA2...06609765093381

Oh lord the Des Moines Airport...havent thought about that place since the Frozen Four way back when.

[Swansong]

I got a voicemail from MA Senate candidate Dr. Shieva, that's S-h-i-e-v as in victory, a as in America. His message said he actually won the primary on September 1 by a landsline. A landslide, I tell ya!! And there was tremendous VOTER FRAUD. So now he's asking people to write him in. And to text Shieva, that's S-h-i-e-v as in victory, a as in America, to a certain number to get the full report of the VOTER FRAUD that cause him to not win the September 1 primary. I have no idea what party he ran in. What. A. Loon.

This guy has some sort of office space outside a building that a bunch of the doctor's offices I support are in, because he has a school bus with his name all over it parked there in Cambridge.

The guy is a loon.

[Jimjamesak]

This story is still missing a final twist, like it turns out the Mayor actually was a pedophile.

No, I think that was the final twist.

[Kepler]

This guy has some sort of office space outside a building that a bunch of the doctor's offices I support are in, because he has a school bus with his name all over it parked there in Cambridge.

The guy is a loon.

Let's all go on a magic carpet ride.

[rufus]

Kudos to Des Moines for this

https://mobile.twitter.com/RuralUSA2...06609765093381

There's a great Biden-Harris sign shown in the latest Don Winslow ad targeting Pennsylvania that uses Springsteen's song, Streets of Philadelphia.

It says, 'Rural, not stupid. Biden-Harris 2020'

[rufus]

But you also said " liberals who are reasonable believe in some form of higher power"

Implying that liberals who don't believe in a higher power aren't reasonable. Hence, unofan's question about atheists and agnostics.

Which you weaseled away from, saying that wasn't what was in your post. No, it wasn't, explicitly. But it was certainly there.

[Scarlet]

This guy has some sort of office space outside a building that a bunch of the doctor's offices I support are in, because he has a school bus with his name all over it parked there in Cambridge.

The guy is a loon.

Oh wow - that's my doctor's office!!

[dxmnkd316]

Mitch laughed because he's being lectured by a woman about his failed leadership, and yet he's still going to win by at least 15 points because Kentucky is full of undereducated, Bible thumping dimwits who believe the claptrap about abortion being murder and any socialism leading to Stalinism. That was a "I know you losers are going to vote for me anyway" laugh.

It’s not failed leadership, it’s entirely successful leadership. He’s just a scumbag