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    Jennifer Carroll Foy files for VA Governor. She would be the first black female governor (because Abrams was robbed), and the first governor who recognizes me on sight.
    Last edited by Kepler; 05-27-2020, 11:08 AM.
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    • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
      Jennifer Carroll Foy files for VA Governor. She would be the first black female governor (because Abrams was robbed), and the first governor who recognizes me on sight.
      And runs the other direction?
      What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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      • Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
        Jennifer Carroll Foy files for VA Governor. She would be the first black female governor (because Abrams was robbed), and the first governor who recognizes me on sight.
        Also not the worst time for the VA Dems to run an African-American candidate because...you know...

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        • Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

          Originally posted by rufus View Post
          And runs the other direction?
          I'm sure it's only a coincidence.
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              Jesus christ...
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              • Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

                ....would throw the GOP right out of the temple.
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                  I’m shocked

                  “ BREAKING: The all-Republican Texas Supreme Court has ruled that a lack of coronavirus immunity alone does not allow voters to qualify for mail-in voting.

                  “We agree with the State that a voter’s lack of immunity to COVID-19, without more, is not a ‘disability’ as defined by the Election Code,” the court wrote.”

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                    Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                    I’m shocked

                    “ BREAKING: The all-Republican Texas Supreme Court has ruled that a lack of coronavirus immunity alone does not allow voters to qualify for mail-in voting.

                    “We agree with the State that a voter’s lack of immunity to COVID-19, without more, is not a ‘disability’ as defined by the Election Code,” the court wrote.”
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                    • Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

                      Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                      I’m shocked

                      “ BREAKING: The all-Republican Texas Supreme Court has ruled that a lack of coronavirus immunity alone does not allow voters to qualify for mail-in voting.

                      “We agree with the State that a voter’s lack of immunity to COVID-19, without more, is not a ‘disability’ as defined by the Election Code,” the court wrote.”
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                      • Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

                        You left out the pièce de résistance: this vote came in on Zoom. They remotely voted due to a pandemic that you can’t remotely vote due to a pandemic.
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                          Originally posted by Spartanforlife4 View Post
                          You left out the pièce de résistance: this vote came in on Zoom. They remotely voted due to a pandemic that you can’t remotely vote due to a pandemic.
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                          Originally posted by SanTropez
                          May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                          Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                          I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                          Originally posted by Kepler
                          When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                          He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                          • Re: The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

                            Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                            I’m shocked

                            “ BREAKING: The all-Republican Texas Supreme Court has ruled that a lack of coronavirus immunity alone does not allow voters to qualify for mail-in voting.

                            “We agree with the State that a voter’s lack of immunity to COVID-19, without more, is not a ‘disability’ as defined by the Election Code,” the court wrote.”
                            Not so fast...

                            The Texas Supreme Court on Wednesday ruled that a lack of immunity to the new coronavirus does not qualify a voter to apply for a mail-in ballot.
                            However...

                            Texas voters can qualify for mail-in ballots only if they are 65 years or older, have a disability or illness, will be out of the county during the election period, or are confined in jail. The Texas election code defines disability as a “sickness or physical condition” that prevents a voter from appearing in person without the risk of “injuring the voter’s health.”

                            Though the court sided with Paxton's interpretation of what constitutes a disability, it indicated it was up to voters to assess their own health and determine if they met the state's definition.

                            "The decision to apply to vote by mail based on a disability is the voter’s, subject to a correct understanding of the statutory definition of 'disability'," the court said in its order.

                            The high court also rejected Paxton’s request to prevent local election officials from sending mail-in ballots to voters who were citing lack of immunity to the coronavirus as a disability.
                            When voters cite disability to request an absentee ballot, they're not required to say what the disability is. The voters simply check a box on the application form, and if their application is properly filled out, locals officials are supposed to send them a ballot. The state ultimately conceded that officials can't reject those voters.

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                              People have lied on their absentee applications for years. Officials aren't going to come beat down your door on Election Day to confirm you're not there. Who cares?

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                                Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                                People have lied on their absentee applications for years. Officials aren't going to come beat down your door on Election Day to confirm you're not there. Who cares?
                                Sure about that?
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                                Originally posted by SanTropez
                                May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                                Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                                I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                                Originally posted by Kepler
                                When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                                He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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