The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

[Jimjamesak]

If I now start getting ads for scantily dressed Ayn Rand I will hunt all of you jerks down

Suddenly photoshopped tennis boobs aren’t so bad eh? :-p

[French Rage]

If I now start getting ads for scantily dressed Ayn Rand I will hunt all of you jerks down

So far only Cheesecake Factory and Lion of Judah sweatshirts here.

[Kepler]

Suddenly photoshopped tennis boobs aren’t so bad eh? :-p

I went looking for what you people are talking about and photoshopped tennis boobs is an entire genre.

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Mall of America on lockdown after four suspects shot two people. People are tweeting from the stores they’re barricaded into.

good start to NYE.

[MissThundercat]

MI State Rep Beau LaFave is proposing a statewide Constitutional Amendment to abolish the Independent Redistricting Commission voters approved in 2018.

Of course, Beau is a hard R who's never had a real job outside of office.

[Kepler]

MI State Rep Beau LaFave is proposing a statewide Constitutional Amendment to abolish the Independent Redistricting Commission voters approved in 2018.

Nazis can't win a fair fight.

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

MI State Rep Beau LaFave is proposing a statewide Constitutional Amendment to abolish the Independent Redistricting Commission voters approved in 2018.

Of course, Beau is a hard R who's never had a real job outside of office.

He's also running for SoS in 2022.

[aparch]

He's also running for SoS in 2022.

Wait, the same guy who had both his AR-15 and .40 handgun stolen from his living room was able to find a pen to fill out the paperwork to run for SoS?

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Wait, the same guy who had both his AR-15 and .40 handgun stolen from his living room was able to find a pen to fill out the paperwork to run for SoS?

Yep, that's the one.

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Nate silvers take on things are getting weirder

https://twitter.com/natesilver538/st...425482240?s=21

[Kepler]

Nate silvers take on things are getting weirder

https://twitter.com/natesilver538/st...425482240?s=21

The ****?

He had to have lost a bet. Eric Andre will be President before Eric Adams.

[French Rage]

The ****?

He had to have lost a bet. Eric Andre will be President before Eric Adams.

I mean it's very early, but if we're talking 7 years from and not 3 years from now, it's not the craziest take. Running NYC is not a bad base to start from, and being African-American and a former police captain kind of covers you on both sides. This of course assumes his mayorship goes well and he has a lot of accomplishments to point to. It also assumes that no one else in the party gains popularity too. The latter is the more fluid one to me, people always assumes that cycle X+1 will be made of people from cycle X, but there's always unforeseen candidates who come into play.

[Kepler]

I mean it's very early, but if we're talking 7 years from and not 3 years from now, it's not the craziest take. Running NYC is not a bad base to start from, and being African-American and a former police captain kind of covers you on both sides. This of course assumes his mayorship goes well and he has a lot of accomplishments to point to. It also assumes that no one else in the party gains popularity too. The latter is the more fluid one to me, people always assumes that cycle X+1 will be made of people from cycle X, but there's always unforeseen candidates who come into play.

"New York City N-gger."

You just lost 40 states. Country Mouse aint havin' that.

[Handyman]

Democrats and Independents would vote for him...unlike most NY politicians he doesn't come off as a pompous azzole. I mean many experts though DeBlasio had a chance and literally no one liked him.

I wouldn't bet on it...but I can definitely see the argument.

[Kepler]

unlike most NY politicians he doesn't come off as a pompous azzole

It doesn't matter how he really is. The GOP turned Max Cleland into an anti-military p-ssy.