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  • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

    Hey, it's either her or Jeb's Mom, and I just can't get started for a bearded lady, don't judge me.
    Depends where the beard is.
    What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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    • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
      I’m sure OK school districts are flush with cash to pay this out.

      congrats Supreme Court. Let’s get bounties on everything
      We should move there and object to any book that isn't uber liberal!
      "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
      -aparch

      "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
      -INCH

      Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
      -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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      • Nice fucking job scotus. You turned this country into the $10k morality hunger games.
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        College Hockey 6       College Football 0
        BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
        Originally posted by SanTropez
        May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
        Originally posted by bigblue_dl
        I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
        Originally posted by Kepler
        When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
        He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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        • When you guys post a tweet, if possible please copy-paste into a quote, too. It is more labor, but many of us have no Twitter access because we are ahem working. It also keeps the topic in line rather than by reference on responses.

          Very much appreciated if you do! ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

          Edit: I have no idea how you did that, dx, but thank you!
          Last edited by Kepler; 12-30-2021, 08:34 AM.
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          • Originally posted by Handyman View Post

            We should move there and object to any book that isn't uber liberal!
            I object to any book that posits heterosexuality and want them all removed.
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            • These rubes remind me of a story my wife tells about a class she taught (ironically, it touched on CRT) at UO. One of her students was a well-scrubbed Mormon blue-eyed blonde-haired sorority girl of above average pulchritude and ahem middling intellect. But towards the middle of the semester she literally said "I actually just realized that (touching her arm) this is a color, too."

              It seems like there is a swath of 30+ states where people just assume you are either "normal" or "deviant," and the deviants should be tolerated but let's be serious that's a courtesy we are extending to them. "Normal" is white straight Christian capitalist. And this is so ingrained, so unconscious, that they can go their entire lives without ever realizing they happen to be arbitrary characteristics with no more or less value than any other.

              It's "we have both kinds: country and western."

              I thank Xenophanes I was born and raised in a cosmopolitan coastal city where, as loathsome and unpleasant as people are (and trust me, you flats don't hold them in any lower esteem than I), at least they have absorbed the fundamental fact that they're no different from any other as-shole by the time they are 8.



              Last edited by Kepler; 12-30-2021, 08:47 AM.
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              ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
              Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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              • Originally posted by Kepler View Post


                Edit: I have no idea how you did that, dx, but thank you!
                I did what now?
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                As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                Originally posted by SanTropez
                May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                Originally posted by Kepler
                When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                  I object to any book that posits heterosexuality and want them all removed.
                  GF and I joked someone should go there and report the Bible. That law would be repealed (if it passes) in an hour.
                  "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                  -aparch

                  "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                  -INCH

                  Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                  -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                  • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post

                    I did what now?
                    I think he got you and me mixed up ;^)
                    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                    -aparch

                    "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                    -INCH

                    Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                    -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                    • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                      I object to any book that posits heterosexuality and want them all removed.
                      They think they're cute by only carving out the bounty system for "pro"-LGBTQ books. So you don't get to get offended.
                      Code:
                      As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                      College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                      BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                      Originally posted by SanTropez
                      May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                      Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                      I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                      Originally posted by Kepler
                      When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                      He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

                      Comment


                      • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post

                        I did what now?
                        Oh, I thought you did something to your link to make it also display, because out of nowhere it started to. It now shows as both link and image whereas before it was just link.

                        How weird.

                        Edit: it was Handy's link which you quoted. Never mind, I am clearly falling into dementia.
                        Last edited by Kepler; 12-30-2021, 08:53 AM.
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                        National Champion 1967, 1970
                        ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                        Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                        • Originally posted by Handyman View Post

                          GF and I joked someone should go there and report the Bible. That law would be repealed (if it passes) in an hour.
                          That is brilliant. How many hard core rapes in the Bible? Not even including all the ooky "your husband died so now his brother can fuck you" and of course all the age- and power-differential grossness.
                          Cornell University
                          National Champion 1967, 1970
                          ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                          Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                          • Originally posted by Handyman View Post

                            I think he got you and me mixed up ;^)
                            I mean, both Minny, right? ;-)

                            I'm really confused now. I guess it was you.
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                            National Champion 1967, 1970
                            ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                            Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                            • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                              These rubes remind me of a story my wife tells about a class she taught (ironically, it touched on CRT) at UO. One of her students was a well-scrubbed Mormon blue-eyed blonde-haired sorority girl of above average pulchritude and ahem middling intellect. But towards the middle of the semester she literally said "I actually just realized that (touching her arm) this is a color, too."

                              It seems like there is a swath of 30+ states where people just assume you are either "normal" or "deviant," and the deviants should be tolerated but let's be serious that's a courtesy we are extending to them. "Normal" is white straight Christian capitalist. And this is so ingrained, so unconscious, that they can go their entire lives without ever realizing they happen to be arbitrary characteristics with no more or less value than any other.

                              It's "we have both kinds: country and western."

                              I thank Hecate I was born and raised in a cosmopolitan coastal city where, as loathsome and unpleasant as people are (and truth me, you flats don't hold them in any lower esteem than I), at least they have absorbed the fundamental fact that they're no different from any other as-shole by the time they are 8.
                              Well, we know brain structure is genetic. It doesn't take too much a leap to know that an oversized amygdala relative to the frontal lobes is passed down through DNA. I was reading an article recently that talked about domesticated animals having significantly smaller adrenal glands than their closest wild relatives.

                              like I said either here or on Twitter, in a thousand years, the late 20th and early 21st centuries are when every anthropologist will point to as to when the species diverged.
                              Code:
                              As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                              College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                              BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                              Originally posted by SanTropez
                              May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                              Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                              I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                              Originally posted by Kepler
                              When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                              He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

                              Comment


                              • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                                That is brilliant. How many hard core rapes in the Bible? Not even including all the ooky "your husband died so now his brother can fuck you" and of course all the age- and power-differential grossness.
                                Dude. This is Oklahoma. That's a feature, not a bug.
                                Code:
                                As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                                College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                                BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                                Originally posted by SanTropez
                                May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                                Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                                I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                                Originally posted by Kepler
                                When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                                He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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