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  • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

    This musical is awesome and Ann-Margaret never looked so... um... datable.

    OTOH, Pat Boone is a useless dweeb. Shoulda been Elvis.
    Nope. Bye Bye Birdie wins that hands down.
    What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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    • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
      MN GOP caucus lead gazelka steps down, supposedly to announce his run for governor

      Lol
      Yeah worst kept secret around was he was running. They know no other GOPer outside of Matt Birk has name recognition. Gazelka will do well outstate...but will be slaughtered in The Cities and Rochester. Walz should be smiling over this.
      "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
      -aparch

      "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
      -INCH

      Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
      -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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      • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post

        Lol you just realized that today? Yeah. Periods can be a little late.

        it means virtually no abortions at all because by time time you’re late and make the appt to verify you’re over six weeks
        I just never knew the timeframe. Not being a woman and all.

        Quit womansplainin' me.
        What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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        • Originally posted by rufus View Post

          Nope. Bye Bye Birdie wins that hands down.
          I know it's two years later but she seems too young in Bye Bye Birdie. That girl may well be willing and eager but she aint ready.
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          • Originally posted by Handyman View Post

            Yeah worst kept secret around was he was running. They know no other GOPer outside of Matt Birk has name recognition. Gazelka will do well outstate...but will be slaughtered in The Cities and Rochester. Walz should be smiling over this.
            Good. That's one less thing to worry about.

            Is "outstate" everything except Minneapolis-St. Paul?
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            ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
            Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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            • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

              Good. That's one less thing to worry about.

              Is "outstate" everything except Minneapolis-St. Paul?
              Yeah for the most part. Throw in Duluth, Rochester and a few other cities as well.

              There isn't much to worry about anyways...GOP hasn't won a statewide election since 2006. The moderate wing all but collapsed and Minneapolis/Saint Paul isn't voting Derp. Plus the only leadership they have is Gazelka and he was so stupid he got a lot of his colleagues COVID.
              "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
              -aparch

              "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
              -INCH

              Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
              -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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              • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                Good. That's one less thing to worry about.

                Is "outstate" everything except Minneapolis-St. Paul?
                Pretty much. You have some blue in Duluth and Rochester but not enough.
                **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                • Originally posted by rufus View Post

                  From what I heard today, most women don't even realize they're pregnant until after six weeks.
                  Which is of course the entire point.

                  This is Handmaid's Tale stuff.
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                  • Ummm

                    https://www.freep.com/story/news/loc...on/5618534001/

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                    • A derp map:

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                      National Champion 1967, 1970
                      ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                      Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                      • No dice
                        Code:
                        As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                        College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                        BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                        Originally posted by SanTropez
                        May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                        Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                        I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                        Originally posted by Kepler
                        When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                        He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                        • https://twitter.com/AriBerman/status...23tXZNXDQ&s=19

                          Today in Texas you can carry a gun without a permit but you can’t register to vote online or get an abortion after 6 weeks
                          "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                          -aparch

                          "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                          -INCH

                          Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                          -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                          • I had a doctor's appointment today and one of the nurses was talking about this with another patient. Both have CCL's and even they think it's a stupid idea.
                            Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
                            Originally posted by Quizmire
                            mns, this is why i love you.

                            Originally posted by Markt
                            MNS - forking genius.

                            Originally posted by asterisk hat
                            MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.

                            Originally posted by hockeybando
                            I am a fan of MNS.

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                            • The hospitals are filled and parts of the state are flooded but hey you can fish a lot! https://twitter.com/GovRonDeSantis/s...84344011673606

                              Cornell '04, Stanford '06


                              KDR

                              Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
                              iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
                              gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
                              Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
                              Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
                              TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
                              DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

                              Test to see if I can add this.

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                              • Originally posted by French Rage View Post
                                The hospitals are filled and parts of the state are flooded but hey you can fish a lot! https://twitter.com/GovRonDeSantis/s...84344011673606
                                Every Republican is a mental and moral cripple.

                                Hasten unto the day.
                                Cornell University
                                National Champion 1967, 1970
                                ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                                Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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