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  • ticapnews
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    On this date in 1861 Texas seceded from the United States. It would be a fitting way to mark the anniversary by seceding again.

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  • French Rage
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    Originally posted by Kepler View Post

    His knees, to blow the guy who called his wife ugly and said his father killed Kennedy.
    His daughter, for not slicing deep enough. Jesus says it's the only way to cure her sickness.

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  • ScoobyDoo
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    Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    Multiple of my colleagues are without power all morning in Dallas.

    Get on it, Ted!
    lmfao

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  • Kepler
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    Homesick.

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  • Kepler
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    Originally posted by Swansong View Post
    Get on what, the plane to Cancun?
    His knees, to blow the guy who called his wife ugly and said his father killed Kennedy.

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  • Swansong
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    Get on what, the plane to Cancun?

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  • Deutsche Gopher Fan
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    Multiple of my colleagues are without power all morning in Dallas.

    Get on it, Ted!

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  • Kepler
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  • Swansong
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    Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    That’s not a new story though- been around a while. Has something changed?
    I believe they are taking the matter up again, after initially discarding it.

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  • Handyman
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    I assume Ted couldn't be reached for comment at the airport?

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  • ticapnews
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    Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    Ice storm hitting Dallas. Schools closing and power can be cut after 4pm and issue will last until Wednesday morning

    power outages are fun in the winter eh!
    Thanks Brandon!

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  • Deutsche Gopher Fan
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    Ice storm hitting Dallas. Schools closing and power can be cut after 4pm and issue will last until Wednesday morning

    power outages are fun in the winter eh!

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  • St. Clown
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    Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    -12 this morning and you still couldn’t pay me to live in the cesspool called Florida

    https://***********/noliewithbtc/sta...h00-TAxeqnKrKw
    A slightly ironic twist to this situation is that kids in high schools wouldn’t be able to checkout from the library the very book that GOP love to unknowingly reference when shouting about Big Brother and not understanding that they themselves are BB.

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  • Deutsche Gopher Fan
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    That’s not a new story though- been around a while. Has something changed?

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  • Swansong
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    Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    -12 this morning and you still couldn’t pay me to live in the cesspool called Florida

    https://***********/noliewithbtc/sta...h00-TAxeqnKrKw
    On the bright side, Florida's freedom humpers are also reconsidering whether to require female scholastic athletes to report on their menstruation.

    https://joycevance.substack.com/p/th...m_medium=email

    Florida watch: From the sublime to the serious—in late January, the Florida High School Athletics Association’s sports medicine advisory committee renewed its previous consideration of a recommendation that, if adopted as a mandatory measure, would require student athletes to submit shockingly intrusive and personal information about their menstrual periods to school officials. This is far from an innocent inquiry, in light of efforts in Florida, as in other red states, to make abortion inaccessible.

    Despite earlier reports that the questions had been made mandatory, that hasn’t happened yet. There is likely to be more discussion of the matter this week, although a formal vote isn’t expected until the committee meets in late February. Florida’s female student athletes have been asked to answer a number of questions about their periods for almost two decades, but until now, a response was optional and a doctor’s sign-off on the forms themselves, without any disclosure to officials at the girl’s school, was all that was required to be approved to play.
    Freedom!

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