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  • I didn’t need any more reasons to hate Ohio

    “A group of eight Ohio high school football coaches have been placed on paid leave after they allegedly forced a player to eat pork products despite it being against his religious beliefs.

    The coaching staff forced the player to sit in the middle of the gym and consume an entire pepperoni pizza in front of the whole team as punishment after he missed practice due to an injury.”

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    • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
      I didn’t need any more reasons to hate Ohio

      “A group of eight Ohio high school football coaches have been placed on paid leave after they allegedly forced a player to eat pork products despite it being against his religious beliefs.

      The coaching staff forced the player to sit in the middle of the gym and consume an entire pepperoni pizza in front of the whole team as punishment after he missed practice due to an injury.”
      They just violated somebody's federal civil rights. They are going to be very lucky to avoid prison, I don't care what jerkwater Dumphole they come from.
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      • I assume the student's name is Mohammed. Outside chance of Abraham.
        the state of hockey is good

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        • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

          They just violated somebody's federal civil rights. They are going to be very lucky to avoid prison, I don't care what jerkwater Dumphole they come from.
          Is there a minimum violation where the DOJ gets involved for hate crimes?
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          May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
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          I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
          Originally posted by Kepler
          When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
          He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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          • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
            I didn’t need any more reasons to hate Ohio

            “A group of eight Ohio high school football coaches have been placed on paid leave after they allegedly forced a player to eat pork products despite it being against his religious beliefs.

            The coaching staff forced the player to sit in the middle of the gym and consume an entire pepperoni pizza in front of the whole team as punishment after he missed practice due to an injury.”
            What is wrong with them? What would ever possess anyone to do something like that? Are they fucking stupid?
            **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

            Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
            Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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            • Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post

              What is wrong with them? What would ever possess anyone to do something like that? Are they fucking stupid?
              Crab cakes and football! That’s what Ma-

              oh, wrong state

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              • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                ... he missed practice due to an injury.”
                Why are you punishing a kid for missing practice due to injury in the first place?

                The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

                North Dakota Hockey:

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                • Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post

                  Why are you punishing a kid for missing practice due to injury in the first place?
                  "Man up, princess"

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                  • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post

                    Is there a minimum violation where the DOJ gets involved for hate crimes?
                    I'm thinking protected categories is a good place to start.
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                    • Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post

                      "Man up, princess"
                      "Are you hurt or are you injured."
                      The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

                      North Dakota Hockey:

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                      • For the moment, I'll ignore the "being punished for being absent due to injury" because that sounds like there may be some exaggeration happening there (but maybe not - either way it isn't important to this next point), but why in the name of fuck would anyone find it appropriate to do that? For any reason, under any circumstance?
                        I gotta little bit of smoke and a whole lotta wine...

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                        • Originally posted by state of hockey View Post
                          I assume the student's name is Mohammed. Outside chance of Abraham.
                          Don’t sleep on Mohinder.
                          If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?

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                          • Originally posted by LynahFan View Post
                            Don’t sleep on Mohinder.
                            Jugdish.

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                            ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                            Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                            • Originally posted by Swansong View Post
                              For the moment, I'll ignore the "being punished for being absent due to injury" because that sounds like there may be some exaggeration happening there (but maybe not - either way it isn't important to this next point), but why in the name of fuck would anyone find it appropriate to do that? For any reason, under any circumstance?
                              My question is, what sort of friggin' high school football team outside of Alabama or Texas has eight coaches?
                              What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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                              • Originally posted by rufus View Post

                                My question is, what sort of friggin' high school football team outside of Alabama or Texas has eight coaches?
                                The entire South is like that. The local HS nearest my work uses the same physical therapist and third party medical staff as the Washington Racists NFL team.

                                And Ohio might as well be the South now, like Indiana.
                                Last edited by Kepler; 06-03-2021, 04:05 PM.
                                Cornell University
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                                ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                                Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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