The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

I didn’t need any more reasons to hate Ohio

“A group of eight Ohio high school football coaches have been placed on paid leave after they allegedly forced a player to eat pork products despite it being against his religious beliefs.

The coaching staff forced the player to sit in the middle of the gym and consume an entire pepperoni pizza in front of the whole team as punishment after he missed practice due to an injury.”

[Kepler]

I didn’t need any more reasons to hate Ohio

“A group of eight Ohio high school football coaches have been placed on paid leave after they allegedly forced a player to eat pork products despite it being against his religious beliefs.

The coaching staff forced the player to sit in the middle of the gym and consume an entire pepperoni pizza in front of the whole team as punishment after he missed practice due to an injury.”

They just violated somebody's federal civil rights. They are going to be very lucky to avoid prison, I don't care what jerkwater Dumphole they come from.

[state of hockey]

I assume the student's name is Mohammed. Outside chance of Abraham.

[dxmnkd316]

They just violated somebody's federal civil rights. They are going to be very lucky to avoid prison, I don't care what jerkwater Dumphole they come from.

Is there a minimum violation where the DOJ gets involved for hate crimes?

[ScoobyDoo]

I didn’t need any more reasons to hate Ohio

“A group of eight Ohio high school football coaches have been placed on paid leave after they allegedly forced a player to eat pork products despite it being against his religious beliefs.

The coaching staff forced the player to sit in the middle of the gym and consume an entire pepperoni pizza in front of the whole team as punishment after he missed practice due to an injury.”

What is wrong with them? What would ever possess anyone to do something like that? Are they ****ing stupid?

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

What is wrong with them? What would ever possess anyone to do something like that? Are they ****ing stupid?

Crab cakes and football! That’s what Ma-

oh, wrong state

[The Sicatoka]

... he missed practice due to an injury.”

Why are you punishing a kid for missing practice due to injury in the first place?

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Why are you punishing a kid for missing practice due to injury in the first place?

"Man up, princess"

[Kepler]

Is there a minimum violation where the DOJ gets involved for hate crimes?

I'm thinking protected categories is a good place to start.

[The Sicatoka]

"Man up, princess"

"Are you hurt or are you injured."

[Swansong]

For the moment, I'll ignore the "being punished for being absent due to injury" because that sounds like there may be some exaggeration happening there (but maybe not - either way it isn't important to this next point), but why in the name of **** would anyone find it appropriate to do that? For any reason, under any circumstance?

[LynahFan]

I assume the student's name is Mohammed. Outside chance of Abraham.

Don’t sleep on Mohinder.

[Kepler]

Don’t sleep on Mohinder.

Jugdish.

[rufus]

For the moment, I'll ignore the "being punished for being absent due to injury" because that sounds like there may be some exaggeration happening there (but maybe not - either way it isn't important to this next point), but why in the name of **** would anyone find it appropriate to do that? For any reason, under any circumstance?

My question is, what sort of friggin' high school football team outside of Alabama or Texas has eight coaches?

[Kepler]

My question is, what sort of friggin' high school football team outside of Alabama or Texas has eight coaches?

The entire South is like that. The local HS nearest my work uses the same physical therapist and third party medical staff as the Washington Racists NFL team.

And Ohio might as well be the South now, like Indiana.