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  • Originally posted by French Rage View Post
    When you're state is suffering from "widespread drought conditions, low humidity, high wind, and high temperatures that create serious peril", what better thing to do than push for fireworks at Mount Rushmore?
    To own the libs because global warming is a hoax and you can't fck with my 'Murica celebratin', obviously.

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    • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
      What's that crap at the top of Minnesota? Is that the iron range?

      The mountain range, called the Sawtooth Mountains, which is very common name for small mountain ranges, I learned a couple years ago. They run right along the shores of Lake Superior, as already said, is called the Gunflint Trail. The Iron Range is mostly west of those mountains.

      With exception to the Sawtooth Mountains, MN is mostly flat, but it's at a fairly high elevation, around 1200 ft, on average. Those mountains peak out at 2300 ft.
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      • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
        FL to have one fewer GOP voter for awhile.
        You'd think this woman would change her last name. I mean, really, how can she get by in life with a last name of Black???

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        • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
          I had no idea there was anything between the Appalachians and the Rockies that I couldn't spit over.
          Don't sleep on the Ozarks, either - they also top out around 2700 ft, but surrounding area is very low due to the Mississippi basin, so clearing those takes some pretty credible expectorating.
          If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?

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          • Originally posted by LynahFan View Post

            Don't sleep on the Ozarks, either - they also top out around 2700 ft, but surrounding area is very low due to the Mississippi basin, so clearing those takes some pretty credible expectorating.
            Mount Magazine would be a serious loogie to hock (it's in Arkansas, so I assume someone has tried).

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            • Caitlyn Jenner on Hannity tonight.

              embarrassment all around

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              • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                Caitlyn Jenner on Hannity tonight.

                embarrassment all around
                Don't be so mild. She's a twatwaffle.
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                • https://twitter.com/FSantosFritz/sta...00416722841601

                  Shameful. Montgomery County, MD one of the richest counties in the county, with an inexcusably low tax rate on corporations is now considering a ban on warm meals for children from families with “student meal debt”.
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                  • Might as well just kick the poor kids out of the school while they’re at it

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                    • https://twitter.com/juliebrixie/stat...32308364931080

                      House Republicans are advancing a bill that would fine Michiganders $1,000 who have a CDC vaccine card. You know, the card that is provided when you get the vaccine. The card you need to get your second dose. #mileg
                      If you read the comments there is a lot of semantical arguments about who gets fined or why because the bill is so poorly written.
                      Last edited by Handyman; 05-06-2021, 12:10 PM.
                      "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                      -aparch

                      "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                      -INCH

                      Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                      -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                      • Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                        https://twitter.com/juliebrixie/stat...32308364931080



                        If you read the comments there is a lot of semantical arguments about who gets fined or why because the bill is so poorly written.
                        what the fuc...?
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                        • Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post

                          what the fuc...?
                          Nazis gonna Nazi.

                          Why is this hard to understand?

                          They have showed us who they are. There are no surprises. If they start murdering people in the streets it will not be a surprise.

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                          • Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                            https://twitter.com/juliebrixie/stat...32308364931080



                            If you read the comments there is a lot of semantical arguments about who gets fined or why because the bill is so poorly written.
                            What possible justification do they have for this? This sounds totally asinine.
                            I gotta little bit of smoke and a whole lotta wine...

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                            • Originally posted by Swansong View Post

                              What possible justification do they have for this? This sounds totally asinine.
                              The cruelty is the point.
                              What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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                              • At this point just punch a Nazi.
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