The States: Where We Wish Texas Would Secede Already

[Kepler]

It'd be worth it. And it might get Tom Wilson's out of hockey.

Another reason we need FTL. We used to use these ****s to "explore," which meant telling the most violent and stupidest people that just beyond the latest edge of the map there was infinite gold and hot chicks.

Maybe 1% of them ever came back. That was how we used to progress as a species.

Imagine getting rid of everyone, in one stroke, who believes the Fed is a (((Jewish))) plot.

[Kepler]

FL to have one fewer GOP voter for awhile.

[Kepler]

He may be a son of a b-tch, but...

[Swansong]

He may be a son of a b-tch, but...

The guy is a smarmy douche but at this point, whatever separates the insanoids in the GOP from leadership...

[Kepler]

The guy is a smarmy douche but at this point, whatever separates the insanoids in the GOP from leadership...

Yes. Any D is better than any R.

The American Right is an existential threat to the only intelligent life we know of in the universe. We must remove every single one of them from every single position of power. They are arsonists with matches.

[rufus]

FL to have one fewer GOP voter for awhile.

How did I know, just beginning to read that article, that the employee would be a black person?

[Slap Shot]

FL to have one fewer GOP voter for awhile.

Love the story headline: Villager arrested in alleged Whopper-throwing racial tirade

I am curious how something from "The Villager" would find its way into your purview?

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

FL to have one fewer GOP voter for awhile.

DeSantis will give her a pardon.

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

He may be a son of a b-tch, but...

Literally anyone else, please.

[Kepler]

Love the story headline: Villager arrested in alleged Whopper-throwing racial tirade

I am curious how something from "The Villager" would find its way into your purview?

I think may have gotten there from r/beholdthemasterrace

[MissThundercat]

I have people I love in Ottawa County. However, for those who care, there's a reason I left. There's a group called "Ottawa Impact" forming, and count the dog whistles in their mission statement. Lots of Derp.

“Ottawa Impact celebrates America’s rich heritage as an exceptional nation blessed by God. This is exemplified by Ottawa County. We engage in local politics to preserve and protect our constitutional freedoms and the values dear to our communities, including defending innocent life, the nuclear family, and our nation’s Judeo-Christian heritage. We oppose the movement towards socialism through progressive indoctrination of our County and America’s youth.”

[Kepler]

What's that crap at the top of Minnesota? Is that the iron range?

[state of hockey]

What's that crap at the top of Minnesota? Is that the iron range?

The Mesabi, Vermillion, and Gunflint Ranges. Them and sometimes the Cuyuna Ranges are together known as the Iron Range. Where highest point on the map is pretty closely corresponds to where Eagle Mountain is, which is still only about 2300 feet.

[Kepler]

I had no idea there was anything between the Appalachians and the Rockies that I couldn't spit over.

[French Rage]

When you're state is suffering from "widespread drought conditions, low humidity, high wind, and high temperatures that create serious peril", what better thing to do than push for fireworks at Mount Rushmore?