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  • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
    Michigan Patriot Party moves closer to being on ballot.

    I'm all for this. If this somehow splits Republican votes, we could have a blue state for awhile.

    https://www.fox17online.com/news/pol...n0-nPkEvVEWwUw
    We need it to go national. Dem donors should get behind it. I want a Patriot Qtard as a third party candidate in every election from President to Assistant District Water Commissioner. Those Dumpfucks could be good for a loss of 3-5% GOP votes. You know how many elections, and how many lives, that would save?

    Hell, we need Dems to start running as Patriot candidates. Conservative candidates are so dumb... imagine what a smart person could do with their talking points, their media, and their slack-jawed voters?

    And the reward would be the Seal Team candidate would get filthy rich off the con gravy train and deny that $ to sincere (albeit braindead) cons.

    Goddamn, I wish I didn't have an internet trail, I'd do it myself. It would be really fun trying (and failing) to be so ridiculous that Fox caught on. We could call it the Poe's Law Party.
    Last edited by Kepler; 04-23-2021, 09:49 AM.
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    • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
      AZ voter suppression bill dies as wingnut votes with Dems because she wanted even worse voter suppression.
      It is funny none of these voting systems were a problem when they were Republican dominated. In act when the conventional wisdom was the GOP dominated absentee ballots they pushed for them all over the place. (especially GA) The Democrats take advantage of the same system and all of a sudden it needs revamping...

      Even a blind person could see what is going on.
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      • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

        We need it to go national. Dem donors should get behind it. I want a Patriot Qtard as a third party candidate in every election from President to Assistant District Water Commissioner. Those Dumpfucks could be good for a loss of 3-5% GOP votes. You know how many elections, and how many lives, that would save?

        Hell, we need Dems to start running as Patriot candidates. Conservative candidates are so dumb... imagine what a smart person could do with their talking points, their media, and their slack-jawed voters?

        And the reward would be the Seal Team candidate would get filthy rich off the con gravy train and deny that $ to sincere (albeit braindead) cons.

        Goddamn, I wish I didn't have an internet trail, I'd do it myself. It would be really fun trying (and failing) to be so ridiculous that Fox caught on. We could call it the Poe's Law Party.
        I mean, yeah, but you know you’re getting into Matt Gatetz territory, right? Never a good look.
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        • Wasn't this kind of the idea behind Ross Perot's split in 1992? That seems to have lasted for 2 elections then we were back to the same old stuff...
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          • Originally posted by LynahFan View Post
            I mean, yeah, but you know you’re getting into Matt Gatetz territory, right? Never a good look.
            Kep didn't say anything about banging high school girls.
            What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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            • Originally posted by RaceBoarder View Post
              Wasn't this kind of the idea behind Ross Perot's split in 1992? That seems to have lasted for 2 elections then we were back to the same old stuff...
              Yeah but think what we could do with 2 more election cycles...
              "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
              -aparch

              "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
              -INCH

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              • Originally posted by LynahFan View Post
                I mean, yeah, but you know you’re getting into Matt Gatetz territory, right? Never a good look.
                I don't see the analogy. Matt Gaetz isn't joking. He actually is what he vamps.

                Josh Hawley, I dunno. I know he's not a liberal, but he's smart enough not to fall for the trash he spews. I think he's just a purebred con artist like Limbaugh (or for that matter Dump -- you don't have to be smart to be insincere). He doesn't even have Cruz' excuse of the fundy worms infesting his brain. I think he may just be Lee Atwater. (Or John Edwards.)
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                • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                  I don't see the analogy. Matt Gaetz isn't joking. He actually is what he vamps.

                  Josh Hawley, I dunno. I know he's not a liberal, but he's smart enough not to fall for the trash he spews. I think he's just a purebred con artist like Limbaugh (or for that matter Dump -- you don't have to be smart to be insincere). He doesn't even have Cruz' excuse of the fundy worms infesting his brain. I think he may just be Lee Atwater. (Or John Edwards.)
                  This one:

                  https://news.yahoo.com/feds-investig...105650887.html


                  I know there are so many scandals that it’s hard to keep up.
                  If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?

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                  • Originally posted by LynahFan View Post
                    This one:

                    https://news.yahoo.com/feds-investig...105650887.html


                    I know there are so many scandals that it’s hard to keep up.
                    I think of that as Generic Republican, not Gaetz per se.

                    For Gaetz I think Venmophilia.
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                    • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                      I don't see the analogy. Matt Gaetz isn't joking. He actually is what he vamps.

                      Josh Hawley, I dunno. I know he's not a liberal, but he's smart enough not to fall for the trash he spews. I think he's just a purebred con artist like Limbaugh (or for that matter Dump -- you don't have to be smart to be insincere). He doesn't even have Cruz' excuse of the fundy worms infesting his brain. I think he may just be Lee Atwater. (Or John Edwards.)
                      They seem to produce an inordinate amount of con artists. Anyone have any explanation for that? Is it because they can just get fucking rich off of others stupidity?
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                      • Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post

                        They seem to produce an inordinate amount of con artists. Anyone have any explanation for that? Is it because they can just get fucking rich off of others stupidity?
                        (1) Yes.
                        (2) And they have no morals.

                        They're fucking Ferengi. Of course they produce con artists.
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                        • Sounds like Gaetz is also being investigated for a marijuana business pay for play.
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                          Originally posted by SanTropez
                          May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                          Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                          I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                          Originally posted by Kepler
                          When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                          He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                          • House of Cards, but with an idiot.
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                            College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                            BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                            Originally posted by SanTropez
                            May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                            Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                            I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                            Originally posted by Kepler
                            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                            • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                              (1) Yes.
                              (2) And they have no morals.

                              They're fucking Ferengi. Of course they produce con artists.
                              Hey at least the Ferengi have a code...the GOP is just full on grift.
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                              • Alaska Airlines bans Alaska Republican over refusal to wear a mask.

                                Oh, AS is the only airline to fly from Anchorage to Juneau.
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