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  • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

    This is brilliant! Yours?
    No. I chose from submissions that were already placed, no idea the contest was happening until my wife sent me a text with a contest link.
    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

    "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

    "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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    • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
      North Dakota legislature wants to reduce their own voters, I guess

      https://thehill.com/homenews/state-w...1Ot7v0FMLZcrRQ
      The bill’s sponsor, state Rep. Jeff Hoverson (R), called mask mandates “diabolical silliness,” characterizing them as a conspiracy run by “(((unelected, wealthy bureaucrats))) who are robbing our freedoms and perpetuating lies,” the Herald reported.
      Parenthesis mine because there is zero doubt that is what he is thinking.
      "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
      -aparch

      "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
      -INCH

      Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
      -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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      • Originally posted by state of hockey View Post
        My submission of "Salter Mondale" fell very short. No one else seemed surprised.
        Mine were Sleet Yeeter and Mr. Plow. I am supremely confident that Mr. Plow was one of the most submitted.
        Code:
        As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
        College Hockey 6       College Football 0
        BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
        Originally posted by SanTropez
        May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
        Originally posted by bigblue_dl
        I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
        Originally posted by Kepler
        When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
        He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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        • The f-ck is a "yeeter"?

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          • Just look up “Yeet” on urban dictionary.
            U-A-A!!!Go!Go!GreenandGold!
            Applejack Tells You How UAA Is Doing...
            I spell Failure with UAF

            Originally posted by UAFIceAngel
            But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
            Originally posted by Doyle Woody
            Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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            • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
              The f-ck is a "yeeter"?

              To yeet is to GTFO, disappear, end, leave, die (gaming) etc. typically in an abrupt manner.

              But why is this question in the states thread?
              EDIT: ah I see

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              • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post

                Mine were Sleet Yeeter and Mr. Plow. I am supremely confident that Mr. Plow was one of the most submitted.
                Only because all the entries submitting Mr. Plow did it twice. That name again is Mr. Plow...
                U-A-A!!!Go!Go!GreenandGold!
                Applejack Tells You How UAA Is Doing...
                I spell Failure with UAF

                Originally posted by UAFIceAngel
                But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
                Originally posted by Doyle Woody
                Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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                • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  The f-ck is a "yeeter"?
                  *edit*

                  Yeet: to leave the immediate vicinity with speed and force. "He yeeted that football." "She yeeted that duck."

                  The opposite of yoink.
                  “Demolish the bridges behind you… then there is no choice but to build again.”

                  Live Radio from 100.3

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                  • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                    The f-ck is a "yeeter"?

                    It's about when she skirt up on you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sxRAeh8f7w

                    Cornell '04, Stanford '06


                    KDR

                    Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
                    iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
                    gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
                    Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
                    Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
                    TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
                    DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

                    Test to see if I can add this.

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                    • Your contest sucks...

                      David Plowie

                      and

                      Itsy Bitsy, Teenie Weenie, Yellow Anti-Slip Machine-y
                      It's never too early to start the Pre-game festivities

                      Go Cats!!! GO BLACKHAWKS!

                      Cuck the Fubs... Let's Go WHITE SOX!!!

                      Wildcat Born, Wildcat Bred....

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                      • That is a fun one, but our plows are orange.
                        the state of hockey is good

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                        • I imagine this will hit a lot of states. Minnesota’s gas providers say everyone will be hit with additional 300-400 for February gas charges for the surge in pricing during our subzero freeze and Texas storms. Only one small gas company in faribault says no extra charges- xcel, centerpoint say 300-400 extra coming in September

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                          • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                            I imagine this will hit a lot of states. Minnesota’s gas providers say everyone will be hit with additional 300-400 for February gas charges for the surge in pricing during our subzero freeze and Texas storms. Only one small gas company in faribault says no extra charges- xcel, centerpoint say 300-400 extra coming in September
                            Wait what?
                            Code:
                            As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                            College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                            BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                            Originally posted by SanTropez
                            May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                            Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                            I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                            Originally posted by Kepler
                            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                            • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post

                              Wait what?
                              https://m.startribune.com/minnesotan...orm/600026627/

                              https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/historic-cold-in-south-could-add-up-to-400-to-minnesotans-gas-bills
                              Last edited by Deutsche Gopher Fan; 02-24-2021, 08:02 AM.

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                              • Great. Just fucking great.
                                **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                                Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                                Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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