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  • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    Of course.

    “Former Texas Gov. Rick Perry suggested that the people of the Lone Star State would rather spend more time without electricity amid a record-setting winter storm than see increased federal involvement in their state.”


    For the record I don't want anyone to suffer or die...but since they don't want us to mess with Texas I am going to point out their hypocrisy.
    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
    -aparch

    "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
    -INCH

    Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
    -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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    • Originally posted by Jimjamesak View Post
      Considering what’s going with the water supply now in Texas, that snow may be the only thing keeping some people alive.
      Yeah I just read about that. This is really snowballing

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      • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post

        Yeah I just read about that. This is really snowballing
        Texas is a hillbilly's heartbeat away from being Mississippi...
        "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
        -aparch

        "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
        -INCH

        Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
        -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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        • Originally posted by Handyman View Post



          For the record I don't want anyone to suffer or die...but since they don't want us to mess with Texas I am going to point out their hypocrisy.
          Yeah, pointing out Texas’ hypocrisy is always fun. Alaska has been making fun of Texas as a sport for decades.

          This video is shockingly accurate for something made by a comedian from Florida.
          U-A-A!!!Go!Go!GreenandGold!
          Applejack Tells You How UAA Is Doing...
          I spell Failure with UAF

          Originally posted by UAFIceAngel
          But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
          Originally posted by Doyle Woody
          Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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          • Originally posted by Jimjamesak View Post
            Yeah, pointing out Texas’ hypocrisy is always fun. Alaska has been making fun of Texas as a sport for decades.

            This video is shockingly accurate for something made by a comedian from Florida.
            Yep. Legit. Where is CA? We need CA.
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            • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

              Yep. Legit. Where is CA? We need CA.
              Look up his YouTube channel, he’s got a character for almost every state.

              Another good one.
              U-A-A!!!Go!Go!GreenandGold!
              Applejack Tells You How UAA Is Doing...
              I spell Failure with UAF

              Originally posted by UAFIceAngel
              But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
              Originally posted by Doyle Woody
              Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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              • Wind turbines in Antarctica. Spoiler: they work in the cold.
                https://twitter.com/ianbremmer/statu...27602123702273
                "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                -aparch

                "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                -INCH

                Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                • The comments are... something else.

                  They have wind turbines in Alaska too.
                  U-A-A!!!Go!Go!GreenandGold!
                  Applejack Tells You How UAA Is Doing...
                  I spell Failure with UAF

                  Originally posted by UAFIceAngel
                  But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
                  Originally posted by Doyle Woody
                  Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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                  • Yeah the comments were great!
                    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                    -aparch

                    "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                    -INCH

                    Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                    -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                    • Lot of tweets reporting that Rafael has hightailed it to Cancun with his family. Not verified.

                      even he’s not that stupid, right? I assume it’s false

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                      • OK, Minnesotans. What's the name of the fish? (Go to 24:00 but I recommend the entire show.)
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                        • Ted Cruz is riding out the deep freeze in Cancun...too late to build the wall?

                          Meanwhile: https://twitter.com/BetoORourke/stat...80019863564291
                          Last edited by Handyman; 02-18-2021, 01:44 AM.
                          "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                          -aparch

                          "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                          -INCH

                          Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                          -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                          • They just had a similar weather event in 2011. They even had all the recommendations documented. They're fucking stupid.
                            **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                            Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                            Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                            • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post

                              But they’d become socialists the minute they got that socialized energy
                              Turn their frogs gay too
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                              College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                              BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                              Originally posted by SanTropez
                              May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                              Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                              I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                              Originally posted by Kepler
                              When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                              He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                              • Jesus, literally abandoning his constituents.

                                and they’ll vote for him again

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