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  • Cornell University
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    • https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/stat...62196955578373

      BREAKING: Trump aide Jason Miller has been detained by authorities at a Brazil airport and is being questioned regarding anti-democratic activities while in the country
      "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
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      Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
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      • And no this did not come from The Onion:

        KXAN News @KXAN_News ? 4h
        Texas Gov. Greg Abbott said the state will "eliminate rape" so victims won't have to have their rapist's baby under the state's new abortion restrictions.

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        • They have one of highest reported number of rapes in the US so I’m sure that will go swimmingly

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          • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
            They have one of highest reported number of rapes in the US so I’m sure that will go swimmingly
            Well, simple. There will be no such criminal act called "rape" The act of "rape" will be stricken from the code of law. No such thing. No act, no penalty, no resulting pregnancy.
            What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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            • Originally posted by rufus View Post

              Well, simple. There will be no such criminal act called "rape" The act of "rape" will be stricken from the code of law. No such thing. No act, no penalty, no resulting pregnancy.
              Rape will be defined thusly:

              Judge: "Did she want it?"

              Accused Man: "She wanted it."

              Judge: "Not rape. Now immobilize the slut until the baby is born."

              In the next existence remind me to stamp out all the Abrahamic religions back in 1k BCE before they get rolling.
              Last edited by Kepler; 09-07-2021, 06:34 PM.
              Cornell University
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              Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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              • Judge didn’t even bother to ask what she was wearing?

                obvious bias!
                If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?

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                • Kevin McCarthy sent fried chicken to capitol police today.

                  sorry some of you died, my dudes

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                  • Succinct.

                    Cornell University
                    National Champion 1967, 1970
                    ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                    Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                    • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                      Kevin McCarthy sent fried chicken to capitol police today.

                      sorry some of you died, my dudes
                      What a fucking ********.
                      **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                      Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                      Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                      • https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/...s-parties.html


                        Interesting thought exercise. Not perfect, by any stretch, but I was surprised by how far economically I'd moved to the left (I track almost exactly on the New Liberal Party). I think this could have been greatly improved by weighting issues and by adding a few extra answers, but not a bad quick quiz.
                        I gotta little bit of smoke and a whole lotta wine...

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                        • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                          Yeah, except they don't think it's false. They form these opinions based on anecdotal evidence and/or gut instinct, then seek out disinfo and fake news that validates their precious fee-fees. Then they accuse libs of being the sensitive ones who are snowflakes and need safe spaces.

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                          • Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post

                            Yeah, except they don't think it's false. They form these opinions based on anecdotal evidence and/or gut instinct, then seek out disinfo and fake news that validates their precious fee-fees. Then they accuse libs of being the sensitive ones who are snowflakes and need safe spaces.
                            Agreed. Cognitive dissonance is normal state of being.
                            I gotta little bit of smoke and a whole lotta wine...

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                            • The American Taliban showed up at the beach. Here's one guys reaction to the fucktard.

                              https://twitter.com/TizzyEnt/status/1435693787628572673
                              **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                              Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                              Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                              • Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
                                The American Taliban showed up at the beach. Here's one guys reaction to the fucktard.

                                https://twitter.com/TizzyEnt/status/1435693787628572673
                                I kind of like this bearded guy. Some of you have linked to his tweets before, and he's pretty funny.
                                That community is already in the process of dissolution where each man begins to eye his neighbor as a possible enemy, where non-conformity with the accepted creed, political as well as religious, is a mark of disaffection; where denunciation, without specification or backing, takes the place of evidence; where orthodoxy chokes freedom of dissent; where faith in the eventual supremacy of reason has become so timid that we dare not enter our convictions in the open lists, to win or lose.

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