Nice Planet 18: Welcome To Our Planet. Sorry It's So Messed Up.

[MissThundercat]

For more information:

https://www.gotquestions.org/virgin-or-young-woman.html

[Kepler]

The whole "immaculate" crap started due to a deliberate mistranslation. "Virgin" in the original Greek meant "young," not "never knowing a man's touch."

Huh, I did not know that.

The old usage "maid" comes to mind. It was used interchangeably for either but did not imply both. One could be an old maid -- an untouched woman past her prime, i.e. 17 -- or a lusty maid -- jail bait if they had jail for that which they didn't because it's the 13th century why would you?

[MissThundercat]

Missy pretty much summed up Mary on this season's Big Mouth Christmas Exploitation Special.

Credit the girl. They bought it.

The whole "immaculate" crap started due to a deliberate mistranslation. "Virgin" in the original Greek meant "young," not "never knowing a man's touch."

[Kepler]

I mean giving her a good pumping seems to negate her purpose.

Missy pretty much summed up Mary on this season's Big Mouth Christmas Exploitation Special.

Credit the girl. They bought it.

[Proud2baLaker]

I mean giving her a good pumping seems to negate her purpose.

Hiyo!!!

[French Rage]

I'm not down with Inflatable Virgin Mary either.

I mean giving her a good pumping seems to negate her purpose.

[Handyman]

There are some...they just are more for Easter than Christmas. (he was an adult at Easter)

[Kepler]

I'm totes OK with Inflatable Baby Jesus. In fact that seems like the best kind of Baby Jesus. Cheery.

But if your adult Jesus blows up like the Easter Bunny, you are clearly a Satanist.

I'm not down with Inflatable Virgin Mary either.

[Handyman]

[Kepler]

I haven't seen an inflatable light up Jesus yet. I think that might just end the last shred of hope for humanity I have.

[ScoobyDoo]

lol

[burd]

Why do they do this in WPFA (white picket fence America). After dark this time of year houses are trimmed with festive lights celebrating the birth of the one who would save us all, and yards are crowded with giant animated sleighs and snowmen. But come the light of day, you will see Santa’s, Frostys, and even Jesuses collapsed face-down on the cold hard ground as if someone or something had sucked the life right out of them.

Jesus and Frosty have given up now too? **** me.

[Kepler]

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/12/01/s...q7zpKygqQ6ZXPc

She's dead, right? Is there any other conclusion to draw? Or she's tied up in a basement somewhere.

Tortured until she says everything's a-ok. The CPC is what if the GOP had complete control of the US: grift and autocracy.

[dxmnkd316]

Never mind, it was the farking IOC goon who probably doesn't give two ****s about some non-winter sport and only cares that the Chinese bribes keep flowing.

[dxmnkd316]

I thought someone said they were on a video call with her. Obviously they're holding her prisoner, but I thought they established she was at least alive.

As much as it would make me sad, I think we should boycott the Winter Olympics. This kind of **** can't go on.