Nice Planet 18: Welcome To Our Planet. Sorry It's So Messed Up.

[Kepler]

I'm totes OK with Inflatable Baby Jesus. In fact that seems like the best kind of Baby Jesus. Cheery.

But if your adult Jesus blows up like the Easter Bunny, you are clearly a Satanist.

I'm not down with Inflatable Virgin Mary either.

[Handyman]

[Kepler]

I haven't seen an inflatable light up Jesus yet. I think that might just end the last shred of hope for humanity I have.

[ScoobyDoo]

lol

[burd]

Why do they do this in WPFA (white picket fence America). After dark this time of year houses are trimmed with festive lights celebrating the birth of the one who would save us all, and yards are crowded with giant animated sleighs and snowmen. But come the light of day, you will see Santa’s, Frostys, and even Jesuses collapsed face-down on the cold hard ground as if someone or something had sucked the life right out of them.

Jesus and Frosty have given up now too? **** me.

[Kepler]

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/12/01/s...q7zpKygqQ6ZXPc

She's dead, right? Is there any other conclusion to draw? Or she's tied up in a basement somewhere.

Tortured until she says everything's a-ok. The CPC is what if the GOP had complete control of the US: grift and autocracy.

[dxmnkd316]

Never mind, it was the farking IOC goon who probably doesn't give two ****s about some non-winter sport and only cares that the Chinese bribes keep flowing.

[dxmnkd316]

I thought someone said they were on a video call with her. Obviously they're holding her prisoner, but I thought they established she was at least alive.

As much as it would make me sad, I think we should boycott the Winter Olympics. This kind of **** can't go on.

[ScoobyDoo]

Breaking News: The women’s professional tennis tour said it was immediately suspending all tournaments in China in response to Peng Shuai’s disappearance. Shuai said last month that she was sexually assaulted by a top member of the Chinese government.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/12/01/s...q7zpKygqQ6ZXPc

She's dead, right? Is there any other conclusion to draw? Or she's tied up in a basement somewhere.

[psych]

This is a cool story right down the road from my hometown.

https://apnews.com/article/immigrati...%20Subscribers

[dxmnkd316]

Sounds like the guy had some special needs. There’s video of him being gently escorted out of the building not in cuffs.

[Jimjamesak]

Apparently the fan got catfished and scammed by a fake Seth Rollins account online and jumped Rollins to get revenge.

Honestly, it's a better storyline than anything WWE has come up with in the last five or so years.

[Jimjamesak]

Yeah, not legit, the security guys had to jump in to save the wrestler from wrestling. :P

I was referring to the fact that there definitely have been legit (or "shoot") fights in professional wrestling, usually someone getting PO'd and beating the **** out of someone like when Antonio Inoki beat the **** out of The Great Antonio, but yeah Rollins was in not a great spot until that referee came in.

Then again, even referees can kick some butt...

[French Rage]

Definitely not true.

Yeah, not legit, the security guys had to jump in to save the wrestler from wrestling. :P

[Jimjamesak]

And the only legitimate fight in wrestling history.

Definitely not true.