Cardinal is a great name. Singular colors are fine for college. Harvard Crimson (DPUH) is a brilliant name. Stanford Cardinal is ideal both because it's a nice name and because it's so humiliatingly boot-licking and pathetically derivative, like the school itself. Dartmouth Big Green would be okay, but Dartmouth will always be the Indians like NoDak will always be the Sioux -- aesthetics > ethics.
Cornell Big Red is a terrible name, but I don't know what you'd call us otherwise. Hill Climbers? Seasonal Affective Disorders*? Second Choices?
Cardinal is a great name. Singular colors are fine for college. Harvard Crimson is a brilliant name. Stanford Cardinal is ideal both because it's a nice name and because it's so humiliatingly pleading and pathetically derivative, like the school itself. Dartmouth Big Green would be okay, but Dartmouth will always be the Indians like NoDak will always be the Sioux -- aesthetics > ethics.
Cornell Big Red is a terrible name, but I don't know what you'd call us otherwise. Hill Climbers? Seasonal Affective Disorders*? Second Choices?
*"S! A! D! What's that spell?!"
“See, if I make fun of my own school, I look like less of the pompous a— I really am!”
But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
Originally posted by Doyle Woody
Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."
Comment