What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

[aparch]

Wait, what? Ugh, my elder millenial self hurts because I was using that instead of the "okay" hand emoji because of the hate connotation that was associated with.


*edit* I mean, that kinda is on brand for me as a passive aggressive a**hole, but still...

[Kepler]

TIL the thumbs up emoticon now means GFYS.

[SJHovey]

To top off everything happening today (election day, lunar eclipse)....

.... The largest Powerball drawing in history was suspended last night because of a technical glitch.

Looks like it was the Minnesota lottery system that screwed it up.

[ScoobyDoo]

Isn't that similar to a Seinfeld episode where a girlfriend of Jerry's looked good in a back booth of the coffee shop but nowhere else?

LOL. Yes, it was a Seinfeld.

[French Rage]

So it's basically this? https://www.cnet.com/culture/enterta...-face-forward/

[St. Clown]

I've never seen this in 59 years. I have a co-worker on a skype call. When she faces camera head on she's a 3. When she turns so she is in profile she's a 9. And it's not a Harvey Dent thing, it's just her face is amazing at 45 degrees and terrible at 0. Weirdest thing I've ever seen.

Ask her to scrunch her face for a ratty effect? That’s up your alley, right?

[Scarlet]

Isn't that similar to a Seinfeld episode where a girlfriend of Jerry's looked good in a back booth of the coffee shop but nowhere else?

[Kepler]

I've never seen this in 59 years. I have a co-worker on a skype call. When she faces camera head on she's a 3. When she turns so she is in profile she's a 9. And it's not a Harvey Dent thing, it's just her face is amazing at 45 degrees and terrible at 0. Weirdest thing I've ever seen.

[St. Clown]

Well played, Max Headroom.

[aparch]

To top off everything happening today (election day, lunar eclipse)....

.... The largest Powerball drawing in history was suspended last night because of a technical glitch.

[aparch]

To top off everything happening today (election day, lunar eclipse)....

.... The largest Powerball drawing in history was suspended last night because of a technical glitch...

[Kepler]

I want this guy as my pilot or surgeon.

[Kepler]

Never a dull moment with this clown.

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture...ry-1234620125/

Had no idea. Is this the movement with those grifters who break into people's houses and then claim that gives them ownership?

**** them, they're Qtards with a tan.

Edit: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. This is the flat Earth dude. OK now I'm tracking.

[SonofSouthie]

Never a dull moment with this clown.

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture...ry-1234620125/

[Kepler]

...okay then...

Anyone can see the road that they walk on is paved in gold
And it's always summer, they'll never get cold
They'll never get hungry
They'll never get old and grey