What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

[Kepler]

Per X (Twitter):

Candy Corn kills 500,000 Americans a year.

[Kepler]

Yikes. People.

[Kepler]

Paris Hilton has a baby via surrogacy apparently with the assistance of Phil Collins.

[Slap Shot]

Paris Hilton has a baby via surrogacy apparently with the assistance of Phil Collins.

[Jimjamesak]

They’re really running dry on plot lines for NCIS…

[Kepler]

I can't prove he's a conservative, I just know it's true.

[Kepler]

I think some courts require you to ask for an amount like "at least $50,000." It keeps lawyers from starting a lawsuit in which they claim a gazillion dollars or something, which the media then immediately reports as, "Disney sued for a gazillion dollars."

Is the award phase separate from the establishment of responsibility? Do you sue for an amount, or do you sue for restitution and then recommend an amount?

[SJHovey]

I’m not seeing where Disney is pushing a campaign against the woman? Everyone is bringing up McDonald’s in the comments, but the whole article comes from the filing of the injured woman, doesn’t it?

I can’t believe the filing is only 50k. Granted it says at least 50k, so it’s probably higher. I hope it’s higher.

I think some courts require you to ask for an amount like "at least $50,000." It keeps lawyers from starting a lawsuit in which they claim a gazillion dollars or something, which the media then immediately reports as, "Disney sued for a gazillion dollars."

[dxmnkd316]

Jesus ****ing Christ. I'm going to have nightmares about that.

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

I think the entire post was to say Disney better not try to make this sound like it’s frivolous.

I posted it for the sheer horror of the accident

[Spartanforlife4]

I’m not seeing where Disney is pushing a campaign against the woman? Everyone is bringing up McDonald’s in the comments, but the whole article comes from the filing of the injured woman, doesn’t it?

I can’t believe the filing is only 50k. Granted it says at least 50k, so it’s probably higher. I hope it’s higher.

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

McDonald's 1994 all over again with the anti-tort conservative disinfo. "What dumba55 doesn't assume coffee is hot?!?!"

Yeah like “aunt is suing her nephew omg”

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Went to Disney, got a power douche

my god

https://reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/s/Tix6bpuZkU

McDonald's 1994 all over again with the anti-tort conservative disinfo. "What dumba55 doesn't assume coffee is hot?!?!"

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Went to Disney, got a power douche

my god

https://reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/s/Tix6bpuZkU

[dxmnkd316]

I mean, the whole point of stealth is...

You expect a lot of threats to aircraft over US soil?