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  • #1141
    So in order to avoid getting dosed and blacking out, the kids these days are instead drinking a gallon of hooch and.... blacking out. Cool.
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College Hockey 6       College Football 0
BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
    Originally posted by SanTropez
    May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
    Originally posted by bigblue_dl
    I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
    Originally posted by Kepler
    When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
    He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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    • #1142
      Originally posted by aparch View Post

      I saw someone point out in an era of drugs being slipped into drinks, a personal capped mixed drink that you carry with you at all times was the safest way to consume liquor by the youths.
      What era? This has been happening since Cosby.
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      As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
College Hockey 6       College Football 0
BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
      Originally posted by SanTropez
      May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
      Originally posted by bigblue_dl
      I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
      Originally posted by Kepler
      When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
      He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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      • #1143
        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
        Your next moral panic, now loading in newsrooms everywhere.
        So it's a "personal" serving of Jungle Juice?

        I mean it's not an entire gallon, but I was going to parties and drinking from a 32oz Nalgene filled with Cranberry Juice, Vodka, and Peach Schnapps. Same concept.
        It's never too early to start the Pre-game festivities

        Go Cats!!! GO BLACKHAWKS!

        Cuck the Fubs... Let's Go WHITE SOX!!!

        Wildcat Born, Wildcat Bred....

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        • #1144
          Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post

          What era? This has been happening since Cosby.
          People getting roofied has been happening since 17thC Londoners were waking up aboard warships for their exciting new career as impressed sailor.
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          • #1145
            Is it wrong that my first thought is, I wonder what the little turd did to deserve it?
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            • #1146
              To whomever designed this card: are you okay? Is there someone we can call on your behalf?

              https://twitter.com/bloodberry_tart/...82896335536130
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              • #1147
                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                Is it wrong that my first thought is, I wonder what the little turd did to deserve it?
                For some reason I cracked up in my head imagining this spoken with a Canadian Accent - and for unknown reasons specifically Scott Thompson:

                "Personally, it stunned me more than it shocked me," the employee told TVA Sports in French. "The parents in the stands were really not happy. They started yelling at the referee and decided to call the police."

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                • #1148
                  My second thought was, "F-ck you, Shoresy!"
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                  ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
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                  • #1149
                    I know y'all are just f-cking with us now.
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                    ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                    Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                    • #1150
                      Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                      I know y'all are just f-cking with us now.
                      Uh, I think that article is bunk. My kids are 19 and 20 and would never freakout over an "ok". Also I see "ok" all the time at work (we use MS Teams to chat) and there's never been a sense it was perceived negatively.

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                      • #1151
                        Three people managed to finish the Barkley Marathons this year.

                        Some years, nobody finishes.
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                        • #1152
                          Truth in advertising: https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-c...deo-voyeurism/

                          Cornell '04, Stanford '06

                          KDR

                          Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
                          iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
                          gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
                          Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
                          Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
                          TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
                          DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

                          Test to see if I can add this.

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                          • #1153
                            Heartwarming.

                            Cornell University
                            National Champion 1967, 1970
                            ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                            Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                            • #1154
                              TIL there is a poster on imgur named Elbowdeepinahorse.

                              She is a vet.
                              Cornell University
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                              ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                              Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                              • #1155
                                If it's too good to be true,

                                https://www.powernationtv.com/post/m...r-hellcat-scam
                                A bad cause requires many words.

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